Why my dealer kept me waiting this time...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by cinderellax, Sep 12, 2012.

  1. So a few months back when I was living in north carolina, me, my husband and our neighbor are trying to buy a sack from our dealer. He tells us he's fishing and we have to pick up, so our neighbor goes to meet him at the lake while my husband and I stay back. When he gets there, the dealer is stuck in the middle of the lake with only one ore...then as he's trying to get back to shore with that one ore, he drops it and it sinks immediately lmao. Then my friend had to wait at the shore for the guy to paddle back LOL :hello:
     
  2. Why would he bring a phone on a boat :eek:

    but thats pretty funny :p
     
  3. Lol shit I have been in a similar situation only while heavily intoxicated with my old man.. Fishing trip, heavily drunk, motor dies.. No oars... Fuck ~facepalm :laughing:

    Did you atleast get your weed :smoke:?
     
  4. The one thing you absolutely need to have on a boat and he lost both of them. Magnificent.
     
  5. [quote name='"Led Zepp"']Lol shit I have been in a similar situation only while heavily intoxicated with my old man.. Fishing trip, heavily drunk, motor dies.. No oars... Fuck ~facepalm :laughing:

    Did you atleast get your weed :smoke:?[/quote]

    Lol yeah the whole ordeal from start to finish took like 2 hours and we had no weed to smoke while we waited lol
     
  6. [quote name='"Requested"']The one thing you absolutely need to have on a boat and he lost both of them. Magnificent.[/quote]

    Rofl I know right
     
  7. hahaha what an odd situation, I wish my dealer went on the lake
     
  8. You'd think they'd make oars that float. Oh, what a world.
     
  9. They do... I can't believe they're oars that actually don't float... WTF :confused:
     
  10. He probably dropped it on an angle so it cut thru the water and sunk immediatly.. I've had it happen more then once even with oars that float.. In all honesty if you're gonna pay money for oars get fibreglass ones because they are lightweight and actually float.. Unlike old wooden ones >.<
     
  11. hahah must have been some dank buds, sounds like your dealer was faded :smoking:
     
  12. I lul'd, I wouldn't even be mad if i had to watch him row his ass over with one ore lol
     
  13. Haha id be laughing my ass off did you smoke him out after? Haha
     
  14. Hahaha I got stuck out on a lake with some friends once also. The ranger who showed up was an asshole he wouldn't tow us in and he made us paddle to the shore then walk the boat through the reeds for like 30 minutes to get to the boat launch. All while it was getting dark and cold... It was kinda sketchy too cause we had bud and bongs on the boat that we didn't want him to see.
     
  15. [quote name='"Led Zepp"']He probably dropped it on an angle so it cut thru the water and sunk immediatly.. I've had it happen more then once even with oars that float.. In all honesty if you're gonna pay money for oars get fibreglass ones because they are lightweight and actually float.. Unlike old wooden ones >.<[/quote]

    Lol he went to paddle and the ore slipped outta his hands and sunk
     
  16. This thread made me wonder what the fuck an ore is
     
  17. [quote name='"ilikeLSD"']hahah must have been some dank buds, sounds like your dealer was faded :smoking:[/quote]

    He always had some dank buds! This is a 5 gram nug of blue dream and purple afghan kush I got from him once
     

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  18. [quote name='"Alecskates12"']Haha id be laughing my ass off did you smoke him out after? Haha[/quote]

    Not at 50 an 1/8th!
     

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