Why did the chicken cross the road?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Max Dose, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. #1 Max Dose, Feb 23, 2010
    There was dank weed on the other side :smoking:
     
  2. #2 420 High Times, Feb 24, 2010
    b/c its a chicken and what the fuck else does it have to do??? Other than just be a stupid chicken
     
  3. #3 Eyes:Closed, Feb 24, 2010
    It escaped from el pollo loco
     
  4. #4 JarOfDank, Feb 25, 2010
    cuz the dealer was on the other side
     
  5. #5 k_semler, Feb 25, 2010
    Because it's a racist xenophobic specist, and is afraid of black people.
     
  6. #6 Kylmakazzi, Feb 26, 2010
    Bc I was over there and Im the best chicken fucker in the world.
     
  7. #7 Sasafras, Feb 28, 2010
    Why does everyone have to question the chickens motives ever time it crosses a dam road?
     
  8. #8 Rainbow Colors, Mar 1, 2010
    Because there was free purple kush and ROOR bongs
     
  9. #9 Fenton Mewley, Mar 1, 2010
    because it was running from the nuclear bomb.
     
  10. #10 Wise, Mar 1, 2010
    because he had diabetes

    The real reason
     
  11. #11 edibles, Mar 1, 2010
    Because hes crossing the bridge into the world of love, peace freedom and endless happiness seeking the almighty unicorn of Zaputos, named Xenar.
     
  12. #12 mclovin_bud, Mar 5, 2010
    You know you've smoked a lot of weed when. . .
     
  13. #13 thedon420, Mar 8, 2010

    you can't open your eyes wide enough to see if they're red, your lungs hurt a lot, and you make posts talking about xanar the almighty unicorn of zaputos
     
  14. #14 barrelhse, Apr 2, 2010
    He mistaken Paradise
    For that Home across the road.
     
  15. #15 ChapoGuzman, Apr 7, 2010
    Because it wants some headies
     
  16. #16 junkyarddog, Apr 10, 2010
    Boooo!!!
     
  17. #17 xKronicKonsumer, Apr 11, 2010
    Because the environment surrounding the chicken caused the production of certain neurological chemicals in said chicken's brain, thus influencing his thoughts.

    Also, a bong.
     

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