Why did he slap my ass..

He wants your sweet stick

 

He assumed that what happened in prison shouldn't stay in prison if both guys are now free

 

It's like a frat boy greeting.

 

i get the sports frat boy douchebag thing but why not just slap like 4 inches higher and avoid the whole homo/awkward situation? just because it has been internalized and viewed as socially acceptable in the eyes of many still doesnt change the fact that you're slapping a man's ass, which in my mind is gay no matter what way you try to spin it

 

this.

i was gonna say he probably plays sports...

or he wants your dick in or around his mouth...

idk pick one....

 

LOL thats funny...
maybe he did it by accident.
he prolly realized where he was and who's ass he slapped.

 

Is this an epic troll? Joe Rogan on the GC forums?

 

There are no accidents when it comes to slapping ass.

 

That's hot.

 

You'd be surprised.

 

Theres nothing really gay about that. I can remember countless times getting my ass slapped during baseball.

But yeah, nothing gay about it.

Its more of a highschool thing to be doing that, but not gay.


You also made it awkward by not saying anything afterwards. Which most likely made him feel uncomfortable.
So the uncomfortableness was mutual.

 

lol it's true, my hands slip sometimes

 

That's just your subconscious mind controlling your actions. You might think your hand "slipped" but really, deep down inside, you meant to do it.

 

your supposed to yell "oh baby!" like borat after he slaps your ass. then its not gay

 

lmao it's not even an issue with me, unlike others I don't go slapping ppl's bumms everytime I encounter humans. only with my man<3
OP's friend on the other hand might have a gf and made a quick mistake.
obviously there's no mistakes for anything anymore....

 

Did he look like this?

 

To see what was on the other side of sexuality?

 

Why not slap him in the ass back, than you'll REALLY see what he wants..

 

Should've popped him in the balls.