Ohhhh you were being deliberately obtuse, I totally didn't understand that. I was not explaining it because I thought you were that slow. I replied like that because "yea that's totally called for" is a moronic response - hence the 'hurr durrr' - to what was clearly a comment made in jest. But since it's pretty obvious you're just looking for trouble I'm going to drop this.
Haha dude that's so awesome! My middle name is danger! we should get together and fight crime...on motorcycles
Personally, I never understood the whole concept in its entirety but I do take off my hat on certain occasions. One is when I enter a restaurant and sit down, because it just feels odd wearing a hat whilst eating... this also applies when I go to somebody else's house for dinner. Then again, I take my hat off whenever I walk into somebody else's house regardless of whether or not I'm eating there, but three categories are so much better than four. Second is during a funeral or at a church service... which isn't often enough to make a dent in my social life. Third is when I find myself in the situation where I have to tell someone that someone they knew fairly well is dead. Generally people know something is wrong when you walk up to them with a solemn look on your face and take your hat off.
normal hars are gateway hats to more sinister, face covering hats such as ski masks which are a threat to society.