Who's your favorite character in the Bible? What's your favorite story?

The story I particularily liked the most was when Jesus cured the blind man.. It may be because it's really the only story I remember the best but nontheless it was cool..

 

Revelations starting at chaper 6. Im not religious but I love a good apocalypse story. I also find the idea of the 4 horsemen badass and understandable.

 

David is an interesting character

 

Judas.

 

The Revelation as told by John. It sounds so epic.

I don't really know any characters in the bible

 

It's tough to choose favorites, when it comes to the Bible.

I like the story of how Lot's daughters got him drunk, had sex with him, and got pregnant as a result. The older daughter went first:

The next day, she convinced her sister to do the same thing with their father:

They both became pregnant, and their plan to preserve his seed was successful:

 

Gives you quite the chubby huh garrison haha

 

God, he is a badass that killed so many people

 

The Virgin Mary. What a chancer. The whole story sounds like it could be on Maury or some shit.

 

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Oh, that silly Bible!


I've only read some of the new testament but I really liked the part where Jesus got all pissed off and killed the fig tree for not having any figs.

 

Damn, I don't know, that book's long as hell. It's on my bucket list though; some day when I've got time.

 

Abraham - It took the cold blood of a murderer to make him realize why we kill each other.

 

I've always enjoyed the irony in the story of Moshe Rabbeinu- Moses.

God makes him into a mighty man, has him lead the Israelites out of bondage in Egypt, reveals Himself to Moses on the mount only to make Moses carry some heavy ass tablets down it (which Moses then breaks on purpose...only to have to ascend and descend the mount with another set), makes him wander around the desert eating locusts and honey for 40 years with the gold worshiping Israelites...

And then finally, when the Promised Land is looming right over the horizon, and it seems like Moses is going to now get a break from having to deal with those kvetching Israelites, God says "sike Moses. You don't get to go to the Promised Land. You struck that rock and watered My People, but you took the glory upon yourself instead of giving it up to Me. Sorry, but today you die."

And Moses dies. Right outside of the Promised Land.

 

adam cause he ate the forbidden fruit, which i think is symbolic to someone in ancient times taking some illicit substance that gave you knowledge.


so whoever adam was, go adam.

 

Dude, that was Eve.

 

Adam ate it too though haha

 

Damn bitch lured him into it.

Always the woman.

I like how we're talking about Eve in Pandora's box. That's gotta be some kind of taboo.

 

Ahh... but still though, it was Eve who fell for it when the evil Satan-snake convinced her to eat it, right?

Women, man... we'll never learn.