Who's turds are these?

Noticed this collection of what looks like perfect little turds yesterday. But have yet to locate the responsible party. Looks to big to be from a spider mite. So far this is yhe only deposit they made and all on one leaf. Looks like rat shit when magnified 10x. Is it shit or could it be eggs of some sort? I studied it for long enough to know its not moving and was still in the same place 6-7 hours after I spotted it. It kinda tastes like chicken except it needs more seasoning and maybe some salt. Should I be concerned since I'm maybe a week away from hanging em up? Also, are hanging plants still vulnerable to possible bug attacks once they have been uprooted and moved indoors?

 

Since my next door neighbor has some Tomato plants right next to the 6' fence within probably 10-12 feet away from my girls thats probably what it is. Good, I've been looking for a good place to dump this gallon of gas and these extra matches.

Now that I've found the turds I'll have to look for the ass from which it dropped. Hope theres not a shitload of em cause they'll probably start killing my colas. Right? Correct me if thats not the case. I'd better get out there and start hunting. What should I use to kill any that I find or even those that are able to remain hidden? Will the standard catapiller dust take care of these? Or will I need to bust out the big guns and begin chemical warfare as a last resort?

 

Thats a damn shame!! Here your parents put out all that money to see to it that you get a good private school education and every time you open your mouth shit like this falls out. I assume this is what they teach in private school since I am public school educated and this course was not offered. Maybe its not to late to get some of their money back. Shouldn't be too tough as long as they allow you to demonstrate just how brilliant you have become. Maybe they'll even let you hatch your own turds that until today you probably thought really were hatchable eggs.
Good luck, hope your eggs don't turn out just like you or they're doomed too.

 

Good advice. Worked perfectly, Thanks for the check-up and prescription muddman.

 

For the record Dick, having taken my first steps over half a century ago makes me slightly more qualified than a "kid" when it comes to what we humans unknowingly put in our mouths. If you have ever purchased produce from your local supermarket you've put things much worse than bug shit in your mouth.

I'm also nearly certain that 5150 recognized that my statement was intended to be sarcastic and therefore required no response from him. You, on the other hand have decided to crawl under that perverbial blanket and defend his honor. Very noble of you to have his back. Good lookin out, as they say.

Of course there is also the possability that since 5150 doesn't need anyone to speak for him maybe you are actually offended simply because the sarcasm so closely resembles the miserable life you live. Perhaps your like a guilty church attendee? Every time the preacher preaches, his topic that day seems directed towards you and the life you live. Amen Brother, And Ummm Good luck with that.

Furthermore, I am also old enough to admit that I know exactly what each of my feet tastes like because I have, at times, had them both in my mouth at the same time. Can't say I like the flavor, but I will say that it is undisputably recognizable. Almost like Chicken with just a hint of cornchip. Like Chicken breaded with Fritos cornships and deepfried in last weeks oil just long enough to get the breading moist. LOL

Ahhhhh Bon Apetite.

And for desert, Fresh picked Catapiller Castles