Whole Town is.... (Long story)

DRY. I'm sure there are a lot of threads, well I know there is, about people complaining that their town is dry... Well so is mine, but I have a story to tell too.

So yesterday was pretty sweet. Me and my buddy went golfing at like 4:00 ( I was already drunk, and he brought a 12 pack on the course) We each downed 4 beer within the first 2 holes. So the rest of the game, needless to say, was a blast. The original plan was to get some green for golf, but my buddies dealer is dry. So we said screw it, thinking we would get some that night.

So it's about 8:00 and we've both put down another 6 beer each, when we decide to go score some green from my dealer up the road. So we walk up there and the guy is dry too. I have a buddy in my grade and his brother smokes so we went to his house, right across the street, hoping to buy a dubb off of his bro. His bro comes out all stoned and we're like you wanna slang a dubb? and he says he doesn't have enough to sell but we can have a sesh. Obviously we're not going to turn this down.

The guy pulls out atleast an oz. and me and my buddy look at eachother in amazment(wondering how or who he got it from) We didn't say anything becasue it's a sign of respect. So it was pretty dec J he rolled, I was pretty high.

Now me and my buddy are both right messed up walking home, we decide to cut through the park where these 2 sisters are playing tennis in the dark. We walk by scoping them out and shouting out a few remarks "Nice shot" and "Almost" etc... We walk out of sight for a sec and then go back and sit on the bench and start hitten on them. I swear my buddy could have got dome if we stuck around for at least anouther 5 mins. Me, I got stuck with the fat bitch so I jsut chilled and called hella peeps to find some dank.

I finally think I've found some, so we ripp off and drive for a good ten mins when we finally get to where we're supposed to be to make the deal. We chill in the car for about 20 mins waiting for the guy and he never shows up. So we called him up and lipped him hella.

Anyways, to make a long story longer, we didn't get any green.