http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-boland/who-read-1582-page-11t-spending-bill-congressman-nobody-did Guys we need to get me elected to congress, I would troll these motherfuckers hardcore. I would be the only guy who reads the 1,500 page bill and I would hide shit in there. For example on page 898 I would put in language legalizing Marijuana, then I would put another little section on page 1345 abolishing the NSA and DEA and on page 666 I would make satan the official deity of the United States. And nobody would know shit because nobody reads this shit before they pass it.
