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Who here thinks it would be chill to rip a bong with satan??

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by 42Omidnitetoker, Jul 28, 2011.

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  1. #1 42Omidnitetoker, Jul 28, 2011
    cuz i think that would be pretty chill.. he'd probably hit the bong llike a pro
     
  2. #2 cityboy2, Jul 28, 2011
    Only on gc....
     
  3. #3 Rasta Haze, Jul 28, 2011
    IMO satan is a figure used to control the behaviors of primitive humans. As a result, this is equivalent to asking who would like to smoke with Spongebob.

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  4. #4 GeorgeW Kush, Jul 28, 2011
    No...
     
  5. #5 lungripper666, Jul 28, 2011
    I'd rip with Satan while jamming to some fucking Slayer. ANGEL OF DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!
     
  6. #6 SevenString, Jul 28, 2011
    The devil went down to jamaica
     
  7. #7 Senior PoopiePants, Jul 28, 2011
    Satan's a pussy. I'd rather smoke with Hades.
     
  8. #8 lungripper666, Jul 28, 2011
    I'd rather smoke with Jormungandr, that giant ass serpent that wraps around the world and eats its own tail.
     
  9. #9 homealldayherb, Jul 28, 2011
    family reunion with lucifer ?? sounds sickkkk
     
  10. #10 ganja999, Jul 28, 2011
    Last time i toked with Satan, there was a big tsunami in Japan.
     
  11. #11 42Omidnitetoker, Jul 28, 2011
    yea i kno hes not real, but just the idea of smoking with a satanic-like entity.. sounds pretty cool to me..
     
  12. #12 edibles, Jul 28, 2011
    that sounds fucking horrible satan is the fucking embodiment of all evil the kingpin of babylon...

    he would take a giant rip, blow fire onto your face, smash your bong, tear off your limbs, skin you, throw you into a pit of salt, then to wash you off throw you into a cauldron of boiling alcohol and lemon juice. Then once you went into shock and died from the boiling water he would rape your body and eat you, chewing you up with his 3 rows of razor sharp teeth.
     
  13. #13 t-fizz, Jul 28, 2011
    Would satan supply the bud?
     
  14. #14 ziggzag420, Jul 28, 2011
    I sure as fuck would, he'd be a blast. I'd smoke with squidward too, he could use a bong rip or 2.
     
  15. #15 Senior PoopiePants, Jul 28, 2011
    This is correct. The true idea of "Satan" is pure misery, fear, pain, etc.

    Only some rock music has made Satan look like a cool dude.

    Doesn't even exist. Only in a metaphorical sense, perhaps.
     
  16. #16 Cannabliss88, Jul 28, 2011
    This.
     
  17. #17 aKidYouWanaKnow, Jul 28, 2011
    Satan has some fire though. So ya, I'd do it.
     
  18. #18 42Omidnitetoker, Jul 28, 2011
    yes... super dank devil weed
     
  19. #19 42Omidnitetoker, Jul 28, 2011
    well in the bible it never really speaks of satan physically harming people, or doing anything "evil"..he's just anti-god... god on the otherhand, the bible speaks of god burning down entire cities, including all the children who inhabited it.. also flooding the world( killing almost everyone on the planet)..
     
  20. #20 paramite, Jul 28, 2011
    Fuck no. Satan is everything bad in the world. Who in the hell would want to be around that dick face?
     
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