Who gets high at work

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by jettsetter12, Aug 13, 2011.

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  1. #1 jettsetter12, Aug 13, 2011
    I work at the hospital and be working mad high around nurses and doctors....I think it's cool they never call me out on it....cuz I get blasted!! Lol
     
  2. #2 Reppin 713, Aug 13, 2011
    Yeah man fuck the police
     
  3. #3 dank spanko, Aug 13, 2011
    Are you a janitor or something forgive me if I'm wrong.

    I thought they did random drug testing and shit at hospitals
     
  4. #4 RetarrrdedTexas, Aug 13, 2011
    nah not at my new job (first "real" job)

    when i worked at fast food places and retail... yeah.. every second i was there.
     
  5. #5 Joey24x18, Aug 13, 2011
    i work from home. so yeah like everyday lol
     
  6. #6 jmick, Aug 13, 2011
    Job? No, I don't get high at work...I get high and work.
     
  7. #7 Tosh., Aug 13, 2011
    I dont have a job lol. cuz me lazy, me smokealotapot.
     
  8. #8 Dubs da Warlock, Aug 13, 2011
    liar u do stand up and have a damn tv show... ive seen it tosh.0
     
  9. #9 imyourcat, Aug 13, 2011
    No because I respect my boss and I don't want to lose my job. I have no problem waiting until I get home.
     
  10. #10 Lenny., Aug 13, 2011
    I did once a long time ago just to see what would happen. Turns out if someone orders three or more items, I won't remember it. I got kicked off the register and was just taking money in the drive thru that whole day.
     
  11. #11 bcheese1, Aug 13, 2011
    i used to get stoned and drive the zamboni at a ice rink all night
     
  12. #12 jettsetter12, Aug 13, 2011
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    Lol no I'm not a janitor but I do clean dishes haha but for the most part of my job im just walkin around doin nothing looking high lol
     
  13. #13 Stigma, Aug 19, 2011
    Im SO fuckin baked at work right now.


    Sittin in my office with the door shut and listenin to some aesop rock. :D

    So high...
     
  14. #14 FaceSpacer, Aug 19, 2011
    Yup. Ive probably not been stoned at work less than 5 times since my first job.
     
  15. #15 SwichOne, Aug 19, 2011
    i used to at my old job...i bought a smoke buddy online to blow the smoke into and would bring my one hitter with about a good 10 bowls worth of bud each day. then at work i would find different spots to toke..i was the grounds keeper at a woodsy RV park so finding spots to toke up was easy...id take the mule down to the woods or go upstairs in the shop and chief up....it was a good 2 year run...never got caught by anyone who would be able to bust me....ahha.
     
  16. #16 zach2753, Aug 19, 2011

    Dude where do you work? And are you on your own computer?
     
  17. #17 BudderUrSkillet, Aug 19, 2011
    always getting higher, never getting hired...
     
  18. #18 Lifted, Aug 19, 2011
    yup wake n bake faithfully...sumtimes in my lunch

    fuck my job im trying to get fired.
     
  19. #19 mcbuddin, Aug 19, 2011
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    I love Aesop rock, when I did community service, I would get as blazes as possible, set my iPod to Aesop rock, and just mindlessly work until it was over. Fuck community service!


    For my real job, I get moderately stoned before work, then the high usually wears off an hour into the shift and noone knows.

    I work as an apple rep at the futureshop, selling macs and iPads is really easy, and I have great control over my high so noone ever knows. Lol
     
  20. #20 HolderOfTheBong, Aug 19, 2011
    I cut lawns with my buddy. we dont get high ON the job but before and after is a mandatory sesh
     
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