So it goes like this; About half an hour ago I was standing at my laundry sink cleaning my favourite bong after a few weeks of depriving him of some loving care and in the corner of my eye I saw a small black creepy-crawly moving quickly and vertically. Upon closer inspection (from further away) I noticed there was a a common house spider abseiling from my ceiling - thinking nothing of it I continued flushing hot water through the bong to remove any remaining residue. But while humming along to some music said spider did something I was not expecting; Instead of stopping and swinging across to the tap like any good logical spider would it continued its descent - right into the water which was too hot for me to touch, right to its death. I'm not fond of spiders - in fact I hate them, but I still felt bad watching that. Anyone else have any interesting stories in the same vein to share?
The other day I was cleaning an out side grill and a mosquito landed in the cleaning solution. I made sure that fucker died. I fucking hate Mosquitos
