http://www.okcupid.com/tests/6348388576689378978/Which-Lolcat-Are-You- Your Score: Cheezburger cat 58% Affectionate, 56% Excitable, 60% Hungry Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again. To see all possible results, checka dis. <table cellpadding="20"><tbody><tr><td>Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test</td></tr></tbody></table> eric
You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues. To see all possible results, checka dis. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"></table><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#399ce3" height="20" width="149"></td><td bgcolor="white" width="1"></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than 99% on Affection</td></tr></tbody></table><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#399ce3" height="20" width="149"></td><td bgcolor="white" width="1"></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than 99% on Excitability</td></tr></tbody></table><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#399ce3" height="20" width="149"></td><td bgcolor="white" width="1"></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than 99% on Hunger</td></tr></tbody></table><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#399ce3" height="20" width="149"></td><td bgcolor="white" width="1"></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than 99% on Felinity</td></tr></tbody></table>
<h1>Your Score: Longcat</h1> <h2>52% Affectionate, 34% Excitable, 40% Hungry</h2> Protector of truth. Slayer of darkness. Loooooong. Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic. It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever. Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title. To see all possible results, checka dis. <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test</td></tr></table>
<h1>Your Score: Lion Warning Cat</h1> <h2>87% Affectionate, 53% Excitable, 37% Hungry</h2> You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone. To see all possible results, checka dis. <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test</td></tr></table>
Your Score: Serious Cat 40% Affectionate, 40% Excitable, 64% Hungry Hungry for knowledge in any internet forum, you demand decorum. Any off-topic remarks, absurd statements, or tomfoolery on the interweb is deeply frowned upon by you. Truth has no room for drollery. To see all possible results, checka dis. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: <TABLE cellSpacing=4 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=27 bgColor=#399ce3 height=20></TD><TD width=123 bgColor=white></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than 18% on Affection</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=45 bgColor=#399ce3 height=20></TD><TD width=105 bgColor=white></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than 30% on Excitability</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=137 bgColor=#399ce3 height=20></TD><TD width=13 bgColor=white></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than 91% on Hunger</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=1 bgColor=#399ce3 height=20></TD><TD width=149 bgColor=white></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than 0% on Felinity</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><SCRIPT type=text/javascript> function drawPercentileBox(score,varname) { var WIDTH=150; if (score > 99) score=99; if (score < 0) score=0; var w1=Math.round(WIDTH*score/100); if (w1 < 1) w1 = 1; else if (w1 > WIDTH-1) w1=WIDTH-1; var w2 = WIDTH-w1; var res='<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0">'\t\t+ '<tr>'\t\t+ '<td>'\t\t+ '<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" border="0" bgcolor="black">'\t\t+ '<tr>'\t\t+ '<td height="20" bgcolor="#399ce3" width="'+w1+'"></td>'\t\t+ '<td width="'+w2+'" bgcolor="white"></td>'\t\t+ '</tr>'\t\t+ '</table>'\t\t+ '</td>'\t\t+ '<td valign="middle">You scored higher than '+score+'% on ' + varname + '</td></tr>' C_AREA += res; } var C_AREA=""; if ("4" == "1") { C_AREA += /*t[please leave double quotes]*/"My test tracked 1 variable"/*/t*/; } else { C_AREA += /*t[please leave double quotes]*/"My test tracked 4 variables"/*/t*/; } C_AREA += /*t[please leave double quotes]*/" How you compared to other people " + "your age and gender:<blockquote><table cellspacing=4 cellpadding=0 border=0>"/*/t*/;</SCRIPT> Holy Crap! 91% on Humger?? WTF??
<h1>Your Score: SurpriseAdoption Cat</h1> <h2>34% Affectionate, 54% Excitable, 35% Hungry</h2> Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden of informing children that they are adopted by jumping out of their birthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the news to children on their only day of happiness. To see all possible results, checka dis. <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test</td></tr></table>
48% Affectionate, 33% Excitable, 44% Hungry You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O! To see all possible results, checka dis. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: <TABLE cellSpacing=4 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=149 bgColor=#399ce3 height=20></TD><TD width=1 bgColor=white></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than 99% on Affection</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=149 bgColor=#399ce3 height=20></TD><TD width=1 bgColor=white></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than 99% on Excitability</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=149 bgColor=#399ce3 height=20></TD><TD width=1 bgColor=white></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than 99% on Hunger</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=3 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=149 bgColor=#399ce3 height=20></TD><TD width=1 bgColor=white></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than 99% on Felinity</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<H1>Your Score: Longcat</H1> <H2>55% Affectionate, 42% Excitable, 28% Hungry</H2> http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt418334748.jpg"> Protector of truth. Slayer of darkness. Loooooong. Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the <A href="<A href="http://longc.at/longcat.html">longpic</A">http://longc.at/longcat.html">longpic[/URL]. It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever. Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title. To see all possible results, checka dis</A">http://www.okcupid.com/journal?pid=16057073667375255014&tuid=4102022445444324283">dis. <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test</td></tr></table>
52% Affectionate, 69% Excitable, 35% Hungry You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.
<h1>Your Score: Lion Warning Cat</h1> <h2>62% Affectionate, 66% Excitable, 42% Hungry</h2> You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone. To see all possible results, checka dis. <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test</td></tr></table>
lol... <h1>Your Score: Ceiling Cat</h1> <h2>42% Affectionate, 27% Excitable, 40% Hungry</h2> You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O! To see all possible results, checka dis. <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(GumOtaku)</td></tr></table>
Your Score: Longcat 60% Affectionate, 27% Excitable, 37% Hungry Protector of truth. Slayer of darkness. Loooooong. <table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#399ce3" height="20" width="149"></td><td bgcolor="white" width="1"></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than 99% on Affection</td></tr></tbody></table><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#399ce3" height="20" width="149"></td><td bgcolor="white" width="1"></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than 99% on Excitability</td></tr></tbody></table><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#399ce3" height="20" width="149"></td><td bgcolor="white" width="1"></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than 99% on Hunger</td></tr></tbody></table><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#399ce3" height="20" width="149"></td><td bgcolor="white" width="1"></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than 99% on Felinity</td></tr></tbody></table> ^ Apparently I rock. And out of all the obnoxious internet memes to come and go throughout the ages... The captioned cat pictures really make me laugh
Meee! <H1>Your Score: Longcat</H1> <H2>60% Affectionate, 27% Excitable, 37% Hungry</H2> Protector of truth. Slayer of darkness. Loooooong. Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic. It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever. Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title. To see all possible results, checka dis. <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(GumOtaku)</td></tr></table>
ALSO me! <h1>Your Score: Longcat</h1> <h2>60% Affectionate, 27% Excitable, 37% Hungry</h2> Protector of truth. Slayer of darkness. Loooooong. Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic. It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever. Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title. To see all possible results, checka dis. <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(GumOtaku)</td></tr></table>
<H1>Your Score: Longcat</H1> <H2>60% Affectionate, 27% Excitable, 37% Hungry</H2> Protector of truth. Slayer of darkness. Loooooong. Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic. It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever. Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title. To see all possible results, checka dis. <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(GumOtaku)</td></tr></table>