Which girl to choose?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by blowit by the o, Feb 1, 2011.

  1. Ok so i need your guys help. There are two girls who really like me the first is really hot but is incredible anti-weed because it messed up her family but she loves sex. The second is open minded towards weed she doesn't smoke herself but claims it a life experience and she will try it some day she is kinda agaisnt sex but is also good looking. So any help here?
     
  2. Damn thats crazy...is there any way you could, like, morph them both into an open-minded nympho? That'd be whatsup.

    But no seriously. Get that sexy chick to see that weed isnt so bad. If that don't work, scoop the other one up and give her the dope dick, then smoke some buds with her. Either way thats a sticky situation, I feel bad for you lol dunno what to tell ya.
     
  3. i vote both
     
  4. i think the second lady is your best bet...
     
  5. Thats what I thought but, against sex? Really? what the mothermotherfuckingmotherfuck
     
  6. lol my answer was strictly based on "kinda agaisnt sex (sic)"...which basically told me once she smoked some herb, shed be all over you you know?....:smoke:
     
  7. The insanely hot one that loves sex, obviously. Good luck mate.
     
  8. When in doubt, whip it out. Your penis will never steer you in the wrong direction unless you have a curve.

    Girl 1
     
  9. None of these girls actually exist, do they?
     
  10. Come on, now..

    1. Smoke weed
    2. Don't tell the sexy girl you smoke weed
    3. Have sexual relations with the sexy girl
    4.
    5. Smoke weed.
     
  11. i love the way you just break shit down professor, like an enzyme...:smoke:
     
  12. No they do exist, i like the idea of toking and never mentioning it to the first girl.
     
  13. this path of deceit shall eventually consume your personality and mold you into a two-faced sleaze...dont do it....grab your sack, take a deep breath, and do the right thing....imo
     

  14. I think ill have to work this one out with a bowl in my left hand and my dick in my right and see which one i like better.
     

  15. Which one is Girl 1, your left or right?
     

  16. My right hand
     
  17. I find it telling of today's generation when you boil it down to hot/ if she's easy/ and if she smokes weed


    because those are all the most important things in a boyfriend or girlfriend. :rolleyes:
     
  18. What are you looking for in these girls bro? Are you looking for a serious relationship with someone you can love, or just a good fuck?

    If this were a few years ago and I was in your shoes, I'd beat the slut out of the hot chick a couple of times and express your love for weed. If she objects, tell her to piss off and start banging girl number two!
     


  19. No one said anything about relationships tho right?? Just wack her on the head with a club and drag her back to cave by the hair.

    I knew a girl who loved dick and weed and was hot enough we didnt even need a lighter for smoke sessions. Best combination evar
     

  20. Ok now that makes me sound like the biggest ass. Both of the girls are very nice and fun to hangout with and very loving and caring.
     

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