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Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by bayareabongman, Jul 31, 2006.

  1. #1 bayareabongman, Jul 31, 2006
    well last night i smoked two bowls ant two blunts and was really messed up so my frend says lets go outside. so i was in a rush so i threw on some pants over my shorts and left. like two hours later my body was numbed but my balls itched..sry. si go to scratch them and i think my shorts is boxers and that my underwear is my skin wich lead me to believe my dick fell off. i started screaming and heres the funny part,i sat down on my stairs and started to cry. my frend said go into the bathroom and check and it was there i felt so happy. thats when i realized that i was touching my boxers not my skin hahaha hope makes sense im a lil messed up after a blunt.


    edit:sorry wrong forum
     
  2. #2 scoobydooby67, Jul 31, 2006
    haha that was funny ill admit.
     
  3. #3 MOOT, Jul 31, 2006
    Classic, you just had a nice stoner moment.
     
  4. #4 Blaze_It_Up420, Jul 31, 2006
    Wow, I dont think ieve ever been that fucked up lol
     
  5. #5 paranormality, Jul 31, 2006
    thats an awesome story, really genuine - you cant make that kinda shit up hahaha
     
  6. #6 roksoc, Jul 31, 2006
    dude thats crazy something to never forget.
     
  7. #7 rumandromanism, Jul 31, 2006
    This reminds me of yesterday. I went to toke outside but accidentally left the sliding door to my porch open when I went inside to put my bubbler away. I freaked out, because I thought one of my cats ran away. Thirty minutes of panicking later, I found her under the sheets on my couch downstairs.
     
  8. #8 boingk, Jul 31, 2006
    Lol, pure hilarity. Thats got to be one of the most messed up things I've heard of happening to someone...that'd scare the hell out of most people lol.
     
  9. #9 want2beme2, Jul 31, 2006

    Lmfao sounds like something I would do... U actually believe ur dick is off then cry cause you will miss it... it's great +rep lol
     
  10. #10 BAGZ, Jul 31, 2006
    Lmao
     
  11. #11 Eyes, Jul 31, 2006
    I'd probably do the same thing...
     
  12. #12 HerbsINtheBurbs, Jul 31, 2006
    I have to admit that thats the funniest thing I've heard in a while
     
  13. #13 mark32092002, Jul 31, 2006
    Lol
     
  14. #14 Four-Two-Zero, Jul 31, 2006
    Lmfao You Cryed On The Striars Lololol
     
  15. #15 chivo, Jul 31, 2006
    wow man, you must of been pretty fuckd up, huh.lol. that goes to show you the power of suggestion.
     
  16. #16 crystalbud, Jul 31, 2006
    hahahahaha ive done something like that oonce, not quite as funny, but it was like, my second time smoking, i got really stoned, and was trying to dig in my pocket, but i couldnt find itm and i did it for like five minutes, just ;looking for my pocket...turns out my hand was going inside my pocket the whole time...fucking bastard...
     
  17. #17 Goregasm, Aug 3, 2006
    You must have been pretty fucking stoned dude, that's crazy.

    Funny shit though :smoking:
     
  18. #18 NealCaffery, Aug 3, 2006
    Wow..i dont think ive ever been that fucked up off just weed..Maybe if i was like..Drunk or somethin haha..

    Funny tho.
     

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