whers my dick???

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by bayareabongman, Jul 31, 2006.

  1. well last night i smoked two bowls ant two blunts and was really messed up so my frend says lets go outside. so i was in a rush so i threw on some pants over my shorts and left. like two hours later my body was numbed but my balls itched..sry. si go to scratch them and i think my shorts is boxers and that my underwear is my skin wich lead me to believe my dick fell off. i started screaming and heres the funny part,i sat down on my stairs and started to cry. my frend said go into the bathroom and check and it was there i felt so happy. thats when i realized that i was touching my boxers not my skin hahaha hope makes sense im a lil messed up after a blunt.


    edit:sorry wrong forum
     
  2. haha that was funny ill admit.
     
  3. Classic, you just had a nice stoner moment.
     
  4. Wow, I dont think ieve ever been that fucked up lol
     
  5. thats an awesome story, really genuine - you cant make that kinda shit up hahaha
     
  6. dude thats crazy something to never forget.
     
  7. This reminds me of yesterday. I went to toke outside but accidentally left the sliding door to my porch open when I went inside to put my bubbler away. I freaked out, because I thought one of my cats ran away. Thirty minutes of panicking later, I found her under the sheets on my couch downstairs.
     
  8. Lol, pure hilarity. Thats got to be one of the most messed up things I've heard of happening to someone...that'd scare the hell out of most people lol.
     

  9. Lmfao sounds like something I would do... U actually believe ur dick is off then cry cause you will miss it... it's great +rep lol
     
  10. I'd probably do the same thing...
     
  11. I have to admit that thats the funniest thing I've heard in a while
     
  12. Lmfao You Cryed On The Striars Lololol
     
  13. wow man, you must of been pretty fuckd up, huh.lol. that goes to show you the power of suggestion.
     
  14. hahahahaha ive done something like that oonce, not quite as funny, but it was like, my second time smoking, i got really stoned, and was trying to dig in my pocket, but i couldnt find itm and i did it for like five minutes, just ;looking for my pocket...turns out my hand was going inside my pocket the whole time...fucking bastard...
     
  15. You must have been pretty fucking stoned dude, that's crazy.

    Funny shit though :smoking:
     
  16. Wow..i dont think ive ever been that fucked up off just weed..Maybe if i was like..Drunk or somethin haha..

    Funny tho.
     

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