Where to smoke

Out in your yard maybe? Or drive to your friends house then smoke in your at there. Smoking alone isn't awkward. Driving high isn't really hard, but in my case it was something you had to get used to. The first few times I did it I was sketched out of my mind, but eventually I did it so much I became a better driver while high. You just have to get used to it. I think you could make a two minute drive though.

 

If you have to hide it from you parents do it when they are out or asleep. Best place would be your home, in the yard so you're safe. If you have to go out, you know your streets better than we do. If you don't have to drive then don't, you'll probably be tripping if it's your first time. You'll enjoy a nice walk after you blaze. Go to a safe place and smoke, be aware of your surroundings (don't go where cops are know to sit with their donuts). Enjoy yourself, play some music, have a drink (Arizona, Coke, Ice-Water). There is nothing wrong with smoking alone, I think you'll enjoy yourself! 

 

When I lived with my parents I smoked out of my window. My parents wouldn't care so i would just stand by my window and blow the smoke outside.I didn't have a lock on my door but my parents always knocked so i really didn't need a lock. And smoking isn't awkward alone. Just watch TV or listen to music and you will have the time of your life.

 

Don't smoke in your house. I repeat, DON'T SMOKE IN YOUR HOUSE. Find a friend's to toke, preferable one who lives in a marijuana friendly household so you're less prone to paranoia. Also smoking alone is the shit so don't be ashamed or embarrassed. Anyway by the time your blazed you won't give a shit anyway. Just chill.
 
If you want to smoke alone, do it at a park at night or roll a joint and go for a walk and sneak in hits, most people won't give a shit if you're smoking. I'd invest in a wooden pipe though, those are so low-key and most people think you're smoking tobacco.

 

I usually smoke in my room after everybody is asleep, and a cigarette after to "cover" the smell. Tough my parents already found out so many times i think they don't even give a fuck anymore.
 
If you're doing it in your home, wait until everybody is sleeping. There's no problem in getting high alone, it's a personal choice. I love to get high alone much more than with other people. Alcohol for social, weed for relaxing.
 
Just don't drive high. It's stupid, irresponsible and you're putting yours and others life in danger.

 

Go to a forest or something like that if you're near one.

 

Forest is a good place or backyard if ur parents arent home. You can also walk and smoke in alleys. I did this when i had a job and had to walk to work and no one ever stoped or bothered me.

 

I never understood the big deal about driving high
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Haha to be 10 years old again

 

 
Driving is literally operating a big industrial machine. I bet you wouldn't want to operate a machine that can cut your arm off high. You need to be extremely alert while driving, you're putting yourself and others in risk. Simply driving drunk, high, coked or even just sleepy is just stupid.

 

I wouldn't recommend smoking high, especially if it's your first time. In fact don't do it! Some people can drive no problem, some even better, but don't take the chance!
 
As for smoking in your home, you can get away with it but you need to prepare and be cool.
 
Start by burning incense regularly, i.e. when you're NOT SMOKING, get your parents to believe you like the smell and helps you relax. Then make sure and burn it when smoking, if it's good incense it should have a really strong smell.
 
Try to smoke as close to a window as possible, so long as there aren't people outside or next to the window that will notice.
 
Use a sploof (toilet roll stuff with dryer sheets).
 
Once you've finished smoking get rid off your piece/spliff remains, if you used a bong empty the water (need to be careful about sneaking to the bathroom) and give it a quick rinse.
 
Make sure you have a good hiding place for your shit BEFORE smoking, so you know where to stash it when high.
 
Let the incense burn down and then spray a good air freshner all over the room.
 
Deodorise yourself, maybe spray some aftershave (not too much!), wash your mouth, and use some eyedrops.
 
This might sound like a lot, but I used to do it in under five minutes no probs when I still stayed with family. The trick is to know exactly what to do, and do it as quick as possible so you don't get too stoned and forget.
 
The most important piece of advice though, is stay cool and don't stress. That's the biggest give away aside from an obvious smell. If you feel really stoned act like you're tired or something and try to avoid long conversations. If you're going to a friends house just say bye and get out of the place quickly. Act cool on the street as well, if you see police ignore them.