Just pick yourself up one of these, and leave a little voice memo with your keys telling you where they are.
You will find them.....this reminds me.....one time at my house...I put my phone where I hide my stash and had my stash in my pocket....I was so stoned when I did that.....took me a while to find my phone.
Oh sorry bro! I needed your car to get a bag. I accidentally took them with me when I left your car. I'll send 'em back pronto.
pockets of pants/shorts you wore today, couch, kitchen, under the bed..ummm where else bathroom, laundry room, car, drawers?
I'll be really helpful here...where you left them Seriously now, I always find them in trousers or coat, or in my bag... Happy hunt
Are they in your hand? Eh I guess not cuz you typed this thread, but I've been lookin for something while stoned before only to figure out i'm holding it, this happen to anyone else ever?
A few weeks ago during the saints game i was so f-ing high that i was walking around looking for my cell phone while i was talking on it Designated driver anyone????? This would be a great "You know your f-ed up when..." Your keys are in your freezer.....trust me