Ok I thought this would be a funny idea for a thread, I searched and couldn't find anything like it so sorry if it already exists What's the funniest place you've waken up after a fun night of partying? I have woken up many places, my favorite one being a bath tub, but today was just hilarious to me. Fun night of partying, got done around 3, went longboarding around campus for about 30 mins just for fun (freshman in college) and came back. I remember falling asleep in my bed but didn't wake up there. Woke up in the guys bed across the hall from me (he wasn't there at the time I guess but his roommate was). I wake up to him telling me to go back to my bed (he was just getting back at 9 am), I still didn't have any idea where I was. But once I did I was so confused aha Well that's my story, let's here yours!
i woke up 300 miles away from my house laying naked next to a fat chick... figured hey... i already did it once. what the hell??.. then got her to give me a 5 hour ride home.
Oh man, probably the most bizarre time was when we went out on a drinking binge that ended up with me being kicked out of a club, not realising it, following these other smashed randoms thinking they were my friends, getting in a taxi with them and waking up about 40 miles away from where I should have been with a bunch of people I'd never met in my life. Fantastic people though, got on so well with them that I stayed for a couple more days, we had a mad house party and smoked some great bud. Planning to meet up with them at a festival some time soon.
Woke up on my bed one morning and realized that the entire frame of it was gone and the bare mattress was on the floor...I got used to it and it is like that to this day. Still haven't figured out what happened to the giant king-size frame...
passed out in a gazebo in the rocky mountains very far from our condo. woke up to an old lady waking my girlfriend and i up asking if we were ok. she made us breakfast until our friends came and got us. still not sure what happened....
One time I woke up floating on an inner tube about 1 mile into the sea. lol, just messing with ya. That'd be pretty sweet though wouldn't it?
[quote name='"bamf64"']Woke up on my bed one morning and realized that the entire frame of it was gone and the bare mattress was on the floor...I got used to it and it is like that to this day. Still haven't figured out what happened to the giant king-size frame...[/quote] Hahahahahaha that's awesome! I love all these interesting experiences I've read so far [quote name='"dragon999"']One time I woke up floating on an inner tube about 1 mile into the sea. lol, just messing with ya. That'd be pretty sweet though wouldn't it?[/quote] Dude. Totally aha
Well I didn't really wake up in a bed. I had drank the prior night and started out just walking with my friend and some random person that I like that showed up..i blacked out and don't remember anything from 12 that night till like around seven that morning. I was d-town the entire time My friend was gone, and I was just with this random person who I was intensely making out with. But I was still slightly drunk so none of this bothered me. I started to ask questions when sobered up more but the person I was with kept given me shady responses.
Woke up on the bank of river, in the hospital, on the floor of the drunk tank, in the bed of a pickup truck I didn't recognize, and once on the ground at a construction site. I don't drink quite that much anymore.
Contrary to what you see in the movies, most sane people don't pass out in random ass places. Learn to handle your shit.
on the contrary, you obviously haven't downed a full 40 between 3 people. Oh and the worst for me would be probley an alley at 11:00 pm on East Van. Two crackhead's were searching my pockets. One tried taking my shirt.
i've really never been surprised where i've woken up, always remembered you split a 40oz between 3 people? that's nothing to brag about lol, I'll get shitty after 2
lol great stories. I've woken up in a couple bathtubs/showers, have passed out in my backyard a few times. Passed out in a park one night with an ex girlfriend.
My freshmen year I woke up on the third floor of a random apartment complex sleeping against the door in some dudes apartment that I didn't know I was also over 5 miles away from the house party I was at Needless to say, I was thoroughly confused...
[quote name='"notajew"']Contrary to what you see in the movies, most sane people don't pass out in random ass places. Learn to handle your shit.[/quote] Umm yeah they do? I've seen it many many times. What's wrong with going hard and having fun?.... Plus all the responses here proves you wrong, so gtfo.