where do you keep your condoms??

Discussion in 'General' started by head4life, Aug 12, 2007.

  1. I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I am going, upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

    And the moral of this story is.:

    Always keep your condoms in your car.
     
  2. ahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha idk if that was a true story or if that was one of those stories that you pass on but thanx for the laugh :D
     
  3. thats some crazy shit there,,,, i'd have been kicked out of the family,,,,
    because id have run up them stairs like satan himself was chasing me......

    allthough this does sound like a crazy family your getting in !!!!!

    where they got to test a person,?

    but i can see where they are coming from,,,,, you better watch your back with this group,,, they are not normal....

    but then neither am i ,,, does this hot future sister-inlaw,,, need a date,?

    id fit right in with this group of misfits,,,:p
     
  4. hahahahah fo true, me too my man :smoking::D
     
  5. haha naw it didnt happen to me but it is a funny story thought id share lol
     
  6. Where do I keep my condoms?

    ....

    On My Dick.
     
  7. i always keep on under my mattress so i can just reach under and grab it
     
  8. I always keep one in my wallet..you never know when you and your girl decide to go for some crazy loud public sex..specially when thats one of your girls hugest turn ons.
     
  9. lmao. sounds like that south park episode where all the kids keep condoms on their dicks 24/7 so they wont get the girls preg.
     

  10. ...doesn't everyone?
     
  11. damn what a scandalous family...if they are gonna trick you into some sick thing like that because they obviously have no trust for you then what do you think your wife is gonna be like..good luck man sounds like some asshole inlaws
     
  12. oh it was just a story...

    fade2black...head4life...

    hmm..



    both got the cat avatars too
     
  13. Right in my drawer
     
  14. what? whos fade2black?


    I just posted the story cause it was funny it didnt happen to me its just a funny story
     
  15. fade2black was a member here that made up elaborate lies and stories about his life(look him up and read some of his threads). Sir Jackass is trying to say that you're a bullshitter, just like him, even though i've read the story you posted before.
     


  16. nah man fade2black was some guy who would post these crazy fake stories but he said they happened to him....check real life stories you cant miss the 1000 page thread of his
     
  17. LOL ok yeah in no way did this happen to me its from a car forum Im on I just thought it was funny as fuck
     


  18. sir jackass? bullshitter? lol do i know you?




    obviously the poster is somewhat of a bullshitter because he came on here and posted a story and didnt even mention in his first post that he just playin



    so yea you can get off my nuts now
     

  19. http://forum.grasscity.com/1784626-post5.html


    dont call me a bullshitter you just got some neg rep sir
     

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