About a year or 2 ago, my dad heated up a leftover boiled egg in the microwave, after it beeped, he took it out passing it back and fourth between each hand like a hot potato. After he was done with that he blew on it to cool it down, unaware of what happens when heating a hard boiled egg in the microwave, he took a big ol’ bite. After that, all I saw was white shit flying all over the place, I fell out of my chair on the hard floor laughing my ass off for 10 minutes straight, I really wanted to stop laughing but just couldn’t. My chest was hurting, my eyes were as wet as... eh, I’ll save the sex jokes for later. (For anyone saying that I’m an asshole for not telling him, I was on my phone, I didn’t know what he was doing at the time until I looked over at him to ask him a question just in time to see it all). Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
I had two moments I can remember when I laughed uncontrollably. Years ago me, my cousin and a few of his buddies were smoking a joint and then we went for a walk around the park. It was 2am and it's raining and this nigga thought it would be hilarious to jump on puddles with both feet so he does it but at this point we're next to the river at the park and this guy jumps on what he thought was a shallow part of the river instead he goes neck deep in dirty ass water. I have never in my life laughed as hard as I did, I couldn't even use my legs so I'm laying on the muddy ground laughing my ass off thinking I'm about to suffocate while tears are pouring down my face. Thank god I didn't have to take a piss or I would have pissed my pants. I still chuckle when I think about it. The second time It was me and a few buddies at our hangout spot and it was me and someone else's birthday and we're waiting for my other buddy and a girl who went to get the cake to come back. Anyway they come and the girl has the cake in the passenger side, she opens the door and yells "happy birthday!" and trips over the seatbelt and she falls face first into the cake on the pavement. I laughed and cried so uncontrollably that as in my last paragraph I was on the ground thinking "this is it I'm going to suffocate to death". Good times.
Today at work when one of my coworkers thought I called one of the corners of the store where I seem to get stuck in when making morning phone calls the gay corner. Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
It’s becoming very common. Folks - Don’t be fooled into thinking you can just get away with this. We’re watching YOU. J