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When I smoked last night..

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by VAD3R, May 11, 2011.

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  1. #1 VAD3R, May 11, 2011
    I got the munchies like usual. I had a box of Wheat Thins sitting next to my bed. They have only been there for a week or two. I start to munch on my munchables and when I got to the bottom of the box, I felt something tickling my arm. I just kept munching until I felt it again. Turns out there were ants in the box! I was chomping down on Wheat Thins and ants. Ofc I proceeded to finish the box because I am not wasteful. Haha.

    Tl;dr - smoked > hungry > ate wheat thins > got to bottom of box > turns out I was also eating ants.

    No, I did not actually finish the box. I threw it out.
     
  2. #2 JointsOnly, May 11, 2011
    ewwwwwwwwww
     
  3. #3 xAceman, May 11, 2011

    I completely agree with this and the use of boldness. I think I heard that bugs are a decent source of protein...if you like need to eat something to survive...
     
  4. #4 NoBudy, May 12, 2011
    Nice! added protein
     
  5. #5 durp, May 12, 2011
    protein
     
  6. #6 Fenrime, May 12, 2011
    No protein in ants. Sorry to disappoint people.
     
  7. #7 ddoolin, May 12, 2011

    Everything contains proteins. Try again! Even DNA is protein. :)
     
  8. #8 Soldagram, May 12, 2011
    si .
     
  9. #9 imyourcat, May 12, 2011
    I eat ants all the time.
     
  10. #10 Majestic Raven, May 12, 2011
    One time when I was around 10 I unwrapped a tootsie pop(we had bag in our cupboard for a while). I stuck it in my mouth without looking and it tasted overwhelmingly spicy. I looked at it and there were a bunch of dead ants on it.
     
  11. #11 RzaStyle, May 12, 2011
    fail

    Insects are pack full of protein.
     
  12. #12 iamnotarobot, May 12, 2011
    Ew. :(
     
  13. #13 DaFt VaDer420, May 12, 2011
    Lol awesome
     
  14. #14 VAD3R, May 12, 2011
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    Haha, nice. ;)
     
  15. #15 VapeMasterFlex, May 12, 2011
    Makes you wonder how much other stupid shit you've done and not found out about...
    I've gone through 3 bowls of capn crunch without noticing that there was a small spiders nest in the box.
    did I mention that I have an arachnophobia?
    oh.
    i shat brix
     
  16. #16 jjsmit, May 12, 2011

    :eek: ..did u finish? :ey:
     
  17. #17 Messiah Decoy, May 12, 2011
    At least they weren't roaches... I'd vomit for days if I found out I was eating roaches.
     
  18. #18 apoundedorifice, May 12, 2011
    Damn, that shit would be fucking terrible.

    I cant stand bugs, none of them. If I see them or whatever its cool, but if the crawl on me or my shit, I cant stand it.

    Now I know why every time I eat, I automatically turn on every light in the room to full blast(lots of dimmers in my house).

    Everyone always bitches about the lights being to bright whenever I eat, but hey, I like to see what Im putting in my mouth very well, and its my house, so they can fuck off haha..
     
  19. #19 J Clean, May 12, 2011
    >"I proceeded to finish the box because I am not wasteful."

    ...k

    >"No, I did not actually finish the box. I threw it out."

    lolwut bro
     
  20. #20 Majestic Raven, May 12, 2011

    No I took two steps to the sink and proceeded to watch my mouth out. I do check every lollipop now though.
     
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