When god created women.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Sep 26, 2001.

  1. #1 Superjoint, Sep 26, 2001
    So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
    Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
    God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion when ever you need it."
    Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
    God replied, "An arm and a leg."
    Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" And the rest is history...
     
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  2. #2 Mr.GoodStuff, Oct 18, 2007
    LOL that was hilarious! :D
     
  3. #3 j-mf-s, Oct 18, 2007
    you just aroused the most positive vibe i've recieved from anything religious in a long while. thanks :D
     
  4. #4 jasi, Oct 19, 2007
    :hello:Now that was funny. I'm sticking it on the fridge.
     
  5. #5 Mr.GoodStuff, Oct 19, 2007
    I keep laughing about this every time I think of it. ... "what can I get for a rib..." So hilarious!
     
  6. #6 420freedme, Oct 20, 2007
    thats too funny..,
     
  7. #7 blasphemy, Oct 26, 2007
    hahahhahahah thats a good one im goin to have to use that
     
  8. #8 skywalker, Oct 26, 2007
    that's priceless
     
  9. #9 Brantano, Oct 26, 2007
    If only he would of given an arm and a leg. Way to go Adam, always thinking of yourself and never the human race. Fucker...
     

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