What's your most funniest "WTF" moment?

Just came upstairs after smoking a bowl at 2 am with my brother and friend. I open the basement door and go into the kitchen and grab a snack. I then head into the living room and look outside and what do I see.... a wall of flames. The peoples garage on the next street over was on fire but it seriously looked like the house was on fire so it kinda freaked me for a second.

 

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+rep that was awesome

 

It was Wednesday before hockey,
So I went to my cousins place as usual to smoke some Triple-A Kush weed.
It was a LONG ASS walk there so I decided to smoke a joint
I took out my red bull energy shot container and in there were 3 joints and a lighter.
As I took out my lighter, I dropped a joint ... which rolled right next to a car tire.
This was no ordinary car ... it was a POLICE CAR!

So I'm freaking out and i go down, pick up the joint, look up, and I see a cop with a coffee in hand about to enter his car.
I QUICKLY put my shit back into the red bull shot and greet the officer as I try to walk off.
Right behind me I hear: "Be careful with that, it's dangerous"
*And the policeman drives off*
me: "WTF?"

TO THIS EFFING DAY I DON'T KNOW IF HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE RED BULL OR MY JOINTS!

 

Thx bro... but fucking freaky if you're torched though lol..

 

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haha +rep for that!

 

I hate it when cops fuck with you like that, like a cop got me free munch one time and he said I looked like I needed it. Like an hour later I just put down the bong and looked at my friend and went "...what the FUCK just happened".

 

So I was high as everrrr. I was talking with my mom and she suddenly and slowly started to pull out a dime bag. In my head I started flippin out and thinking about what to say if she found my stash and I was like about to just book it out of her room. But it was a dimebag with jewelry in it for my lip ring. I was like

 

I am a frequent marijuana smoker, grower, and... dirt biker (eat me environs), and here is my WTF moment:


Background: I live in the desert and i just got out of my second semester in college. I try to ride my dirtbike every day and so my WTF moment involves dirt biking. Also, I am the kind of person who will hallucinate periodically for days after smoking, even after the high is completely gone, so my WTF moment could involve weed (or not... I'm still not sure if what I saw was real).

Story: I had smoked the previous day and on the way home from school that day i had already seen a few parrots (in the desert, yes. parrots. wildlife is one of my main hallucinations). That evening i decided to go for a ride. I was on one of my normal routes, which goes up through a canyon, up the side of the canyon, through a saddle and down down the backside of the mountain, opening up into a big valley that you usually haul balls through along a fast trail. I came up over the side of the canyon like usual and make a quick right, follow the ridge, then a quick left and down the other side of the mountain. Looking down into the big valley, i see dust, thinking it was another dirtbiker. I thought "cool. hahah I'll show this guy fast!" I continue along the 'fast/haul-balls' trail, and come up on the site where i saw the dust. But where are the dirtbikers? I keep looking off to left towards a big outcropping of rocks, glancing back to spot the trail every second or so. There was a bush... and I'm seeing the dust trail emerge from over the bushes no more than 50 feet from me, but still, no dirbikers . I look back to spot the trail again and there's a...... a sheep??? what the hell is a sheep doing in the middle of my trail... in the fucking desert no less????? Probably just one of my hallucinations... At this point the trail comes up over a small crest. I look back towards where I saw the so called "sheep"... ha fuckin sheep, what will it be nest, a Pterodactyl?. No.. WTF? More sheep... and a box trailer with some guy in it.. i start to realize, as i gain more ground and better vision of the valley below, there are thousands of sheep grazing in the desert.... Just past the sheep I can see my town... covered in a cloud of haze... a weird guy herding a thousand fucking .... REAL SHEEP!!!!!!

haha happy trails, fellow stoners!

 

me and my friend just finished a session, went in my house and grabbed snacks and got on my computer. we went to youtube to listen to this nice and relaxing song (deadmau5 - strobe). but then a random ass youtube advertisement song came on. this confused us because we were expecting a nice relaxing song, we both were like WTF this isnt strobe!! and laughed our asses off

 

Back in the day me and a buddy had a party and we were shootin pong, smoking weed with a bunch of people all in this dining room/kitchen, there were like 35 people there and me and my buddy at the main table had like an ounce of weed spewed out rollin a fat ass blunt, just got done doin' bong hits...All the sudden, somebodies parents came into the house, just fucking walked in, because this dude brought a 17 year old and the parents were Literally staring at me and my buddy rolling this thing for 10 seconds until I realised..Then the parents left all angry with their daughter. So we started rushing and packing shit up and, hiding cans. All the people stayed because it still was a get together...About an hour of no MJ, or beer. I made the dumbass mistake of pulling all the shit out again bongs, papers, scale, etc, pong balls, cases and coolers of beer, and within 5 minutes, more people walked through the dam door un-anounced. It was the same parents!! They wanted to ensure us that we should have fun and not worry about police because they didnt call them on us.....wtf?

 

Alrite heres my wtf moment haha and ill try to make it make sense but im blown rite now haaah. ok anywayyy one day i was in the bathroom smoking out of my homemade bong and listening to music. i was already hella high so i kept zoning out and shit. before i went to go skate i decided to smoke one more bowl. i loaded it up and lit it and i held the lighter there for hella long cuz i was getting hella into the music. when i finally remembered what i was doing i went down to inhale out of the opening of the bottle but i didnt notice that my hand holding the lighter waas still down by the opening. so as i was inhaling the lighter (which was hot as shit cuz i held it lit for so long) was pressed against the side of my chin and i didnt notice! even as i came up i kept the lighter on my chin! the only reason i noticed is cuz i started hearing a kinda hissing/sizzling sound then i was like "what the fuck am i doiong!?" and pulled the lighterr away. later that night my chin looked hella gross like there were some big ass like jolly rancher looking bumps where the lighter was! daaaamnn i was fuckeddd up!

 

I was on deck and showed up to my boys house to get him a half-eighth, keeping my bud in my shoe like usual, i kicked off my shoes when i walked in and went down to talk to him. He gave me the money i ran back upstairs to get his sack. It wasnt in my shoe so i started trippin. I started looking around and his fucking dog got his sack and was shaking the shit out of it in the middle of his living room, and his fuckin mom was like 8 feet away walking around on the phone. i about shit my pants, luckily i got the bud from the dog and everything worked out.

 

Awwwwwwww that's fucked up if you still sold it to him lol