Whats your favorite quote?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by tswagz, Jun 6, 2012.

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  1. #21 tswagz, Jun 9, 2012
    [quote name='"TesseLated"']Humor quote:

    'You make my life complete when I turn your face to a toilet seat' -Chappelle playing R Kelly in 'I Want to Piss on You'[/quote]

    Haha best one so far
     
  2. #22 Budbarian420, Jun 14, 2012
    "I hit the blunt then pass it to the horseman on my polo."- Ab-Soul
     
  3. #23 tswagz, Jun 14, 2012
    Half Baked -
    "When times are gettin hard, I pick up the card with the Smiley face. Call them over to my place.... ........ .......... ..........
    FUCK SAMSON!"
     
  4. #24 Garrett2122, Jun 16, 2012
    "you cool man?" -Slater from Dazed and confused. haha
     
  5. #25 petrobond5150, Jun 16, 2012
    "Ideas are bulletproof"- V for Vendetta

    "Psychos dont explode when sunlight hits them, I dont care how fuckin' crazy they are"- From Dusk till Dawn
     
  6. #26 Cruizer, Jun 17, 2012
    "If you're going through Hell, keep going" - Winston Churchill
     
  7. #27 allsta1000, Jun 20, 2012
    "Roll my weed on it, thats an ass tray"-Big Sean
    You have to listen to Kanye west-MERCY
    too understand why big sean said ass tray rather than ash tray
     
  8. #28 jswanny47, Jun 21, 2012
    "The muthafuckin monkeys is comin'. Eat our shit, and suck our dicks, ya hoe ass bitches."
     
  9. #29 newskoolgrower, Jul 4, 2012
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    "the goggles they do nothing" - Shwarzeneger guy from the simpsons.

    chicken pot pie, those are three of my favorite things - Pablo Francisco

    "Those who would sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither" - benjamin franklin

    "I thought the hurricane season was ova" Haha
     
  10. #30 Deleted member 485635, Jul 6, 2012
    Roger Roger, what's your vector, Victor?
    You have clearance, Clarence...
     
  11. #31 Mithrandir, Jul 6, 2012
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    "I feel thin... Like butter scraped over too much bread"
     
  12. #32 DeadHead510, Jul 8, 2012
    Good friends bail you out of jail, best friends are right there with you!
     
  13. #33 DragonSmoker, Jul 12, 2012
    "A man with nothing has everything to gain"

    "Give me liberty or give me death"
     
  14. #34 littlemisspuffit, Jul 12, 2012
    Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.

    Haha my grams loved using that
     
  15. #35 jmick, Jul 12, 2012
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.....
     
  16. #36 justryingtogrow, Jul 12, 2012
    "Back in the good old days when a dime bag cost a dime and a nickel cost a nickel"

    Or some shit like that
     
  17. #37 DaGangaNinja, Jul 12, 2012
    "We can't stop here this is bat country!"
    Fear and loathing
     
  18. #38 ToastedStrudel, Jul 13, 2012
    Oh yeah we were real close. Until the roofies wore off and she woke up talking about pressing charges, so I pulled my tongue out of her ass and left.
    Shorty from Scary Movie.
     
  19. #39 SkunkManSam420, Jul 13, 2012
    I have two tattoo's. One is a statement or quote, the other is a equational part of a theory in physics.

    1. Give me Freedom, Or give me Death.
    2. E=mc2

    The first is across the top of my back. The second is on my left chest pectoral :)
     
  20. #40 As YourAttorney, Jul 15, 2012
    “When girls go wild they show their tits to people. when women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub’’
     
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