Whats your favorite quote?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by tswagz, Jun 6, 2012.

  1. [quote name='"TesseLated"']Humor quote:

    'You make my life complete when I turn your face to a toilet seat' -Chappelle playing R Kelly in 'I Want to Piss on You'[/quote]

    Haha best one so far
  2. "I hit the blunt then pass it to the horseman on my polo."- Ab-Soul
  3. Half Baked -
    "When times are gettin hard, I pick up the card with the Smiley face. Call them over to my place.... ........ .......... ..........
  4. "you cool man?" -Slater from Dazed and confused. haha
  5. "Ideas are bulletproof"- V for Vendetta

    "Psychos dont explode when sunlight hits them, I dont care how fuckin' crazy they are"- From Dusk till Dawn
  6. "If you're going through Hell, keep going" - Winston Churchill
  7. "Roll my weed on it, thats an ass tray"-Big Sean
    You have to listen to Kanye west-MERCY
    too understand why big sean said ass tray rather than ash tray
  8. "The muthafuckin monkeys is comin'. Eat our shit, and suck our dicks, ya hoe ass bitches."
  9. #29 newskoolgrower, Jul 4, 2012
    Last edited: Jul 4, 2012
    "the goggles they do nothing" - Shwarzeneger guy from the simpsons.

    chicken pot pie, those are three of my favorite things - Pablo Francisco

    "Those who would sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither" - benjamin franklin

    "I thought the hurricane season was ova" Haha
  10. Roger Roger, what's your vector, Victor?
    You have clearance, Clarence...
  11. #31 Mithrandir, Jul 6, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 6, 2012
    "I feel thin... Like butter scraped over too much bread"
  12. Good friends bail you out of jail, best friends are right there with you!
  13. "A man with nothing has everything to gain"

    "Give me liberty or give me death"
  14. Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.

    Haha my grams loved using that
  15. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.....
  16. "Back in the good old days when a dime bag cost a dime and a nickel cost a nickel"

    Or some shit like that
  17. "We can't stop here this is bat country!"
    Fear and loathing
  18. Oh yeah we were real close. Until the roofies wore off and she woke up talking about pressing charges, so I pulled my tongue out of her ass and left.
    Shorty from Scary Movie.
  19. I have two tattoo's. One is a statement or quote, the other is a equational part of a theory in physics.

    1. Give me Freedom, Or give me Death.
    2. E=mc2

    The first is across the top of my back. The second is on my left chest pectoral :)
  20. “When girls go wild they show their tits to people. when women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub’’

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