Whats your favorite quote?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by tswagz, Jun 6, 2012.

  1. Me personally, I like to smoke a fat pound of grass and sit on my ass.

    Words of eminem, to high to remember song...
  2. Of all the famous and important quotes said by people all throughout history, you choose "I like to smoke a fat pound of grass and sit on my ass?" That's pretty deep, man.

    "The unexamined life is not worth living." - Socrates.
  3. Lol don't judge me and my retarded ways.
    The only other thing I could think of is "I'm rick James bitch!" And I don't think you'd like that any better
  4. Haha it's all good. I have a better Rick James quote though:

    "You can't have rock and roll without drugs. You can't have rock and roll without sex."
  5. Haha ima 1 up that,
    "Cocaine is a hell of a drug..."
  6. Yes favorite humor quote...has to be stipulated...

    Player haters ball....'Click ya heels 3 times and go back to Africa' -Silky Johnson

    hahha..so many in that skit
  7. Each one, teach one
  8. "They lie about marijuana, tell you pot smoking makes you un motovated, LIE, when your high you can do everything you normally do just as well, you just realise its not worth the fucking effort."
    -Bill Hicks

    "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, that there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imaginations of ourselves."
    -Bill Hicks

    "Man sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived."
    -Dalai Lama

    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    -Mark Twain

    "Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see."
    -Thomas Jefferson

    "Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening,
    terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in
    this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the
    religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by
    giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their
    view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and
    learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness;
    chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself.
    Think for yourself.
    Question authority."
    -Timothy Leary

    "Can't we all just hit a bong?"

    Too many good ones to choose.
  9. Who ever said do it right the first time and you'll never have to do it again....Has never shoveled a driveway in a Canadian Winter....

    or something like that...lol

    -Great White North.
  10. Please people don't post such large comments...
  11. Not you fat Jesus" Hangover

    Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Dumb and Dumber
  12. #12 kayakush, Jun 7, 2012
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    my signature...edit...didnt know this was comedy....high
  13. [quote name='"SwishaSweetGang"']Not you fat Jesus" Hangover

    Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Dumb and Dumber[/quote]

    Haha classic
  14. "that boy aint right" - Hank Hill, a true poet
  15. Smokey and the bandit
    Man: " lady don't you know your supposed to use a turn signal?"
    Old lady: " Ohhh Reealy?
  16. [quote name='"tswagz"']Please people don't post such large comments...[/quote]

  17. [quote name='"J 5"']


    Don't worry I was a bit hung over and felt like my brain was gonna explode
  18. "ain't nothin' but a thing."
  19. nobody is irreplaceable. A lot of people associate this quote with Stalin, but it wasn't him originally. I can't remember, don't feel like looking real hard, who it was.

    Confucius said "It's better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" I always liked that one.
  20. Humor quote:

    'You make my life complete when I turn your face to a toilet seat' -Chappelle playing R Kelly in 'I Want to Piss on You'

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