In elementary school during recess I would sneak back into the teachers room and steal all the candy she had for the kids.
I didn't know at the time. That's what keeps me from going insane. How would I not know? I've had sex with legit women since then.
Also please post storys of any embarrasing or akward situations you have Been caught up in. Give the city a good laugh
well just now i went to go pick up my brother (a mainstream mind controlled child) from a "friends" house. and as i left my house i took a piss from the front door then proceed to walk to the drive way and finish my leak.. people were walking their dog.
oh yeh one time when I was in maybe 4th or 5th grade I got a boner looking at dirty words in the dictionary, I then took it to the bathroom and pee'd on it thinking that would relieve said boner. It didn't and my mom started to wonder why the dictionary smelled of urine, I blamed it on one of my cats
Dude I've eaten a girl out on her rags, and I couldn't care less. I told all my friends about it, and we call it the 'Dolmio Grin' (after a tomato paste). Hell, even my mother knows - she's the one that had to clean the sheets.
hmmmm........ Well the first girl i ever liked got involved with my little borther, that whole shit got pretty nasty. after it was all over me and my bro made up, hugged and everything. she's basiclly off limits. but really if i ever got the chance i'd probably fuck her crazy...ugh... lets see...i have fucked up fantasies when i'm bored in class or work. like i imagine what it'd be like if i threw a carton of milk at my boss or tossed it up front by the registers. or if i was in class and out of nowhere stood up without a word and layed out the girl next to me, or took off my clothes and ran up and down the classroom. naked jumping jacks n shit not because it's funny to hit girls, but i just realisticly play out everyones individual reactions. ummm....im probably not alone with this but it wasn't until i started doing drugs that i realized how precious life is. i knew death/killing was bad obviously but i didn't realize the scope of it all. just being able to see, feel, taste, ect. is a beautiful thing. now i don't even step on bugs. I sometimes RAAGEE at the litte things nothing makes me happy except drugs and girls all in all i hide my true self all the time, and i hate it. i know i have the potential to be really, really, happy, but i can't open up. that's why my biggest fear in the world is not living life the fullest. I sing and dance in front of the mirror at least once a day oh, and im losing my hair well, not the most interesting secrets, but that felt nice
lmfao at OP. thats mofucking hilarious. as for myself i have no secrets ar at least none i can remember at this time
Not really a big secret per se.. I've been traumatized by period blood. I was fucking my ex who told me she wasn't on her period, I look down and as I pull out gobs of nasty ass blood poor down my dick and fall to my legs.. I've never felt such horror.