Alright, so every day I see threads dedicated to the best movies. But what about the most horrible cinematic pile of shit you've ever witnessed? I'm talking pants-crappingly atrocious. The sort of movie you sat through and after it was over you swore that if you ever even heard the fucking THEME MUSIC again, you might just up and burn down your entire town. It doesn't have to be one that's universally hated. Maybe you hate it but everyone else loved it. My friend Phil feels this way about The Matrix. If you even mention it, his face gets all red and he looks like somebody insulted his mom. What movies make you feel that way?
A movie that came on sundance channel and will probably never come on again, its called naked people in a hostel, and it was horrible
Dead Alive....it was a cool movie, but god was it baaaaddd. Um, I dunno...I tend to like bad movies...but that one was the first one to pop in my head when I saw this thread.
whaaaaat, no way! That movie is the best! It's supposed to be silly and ridiculous! The Fourth Kind was pretty damn awful for me, and that's coming from someone who normally likes cheesy alien movies.
that new fuckin movie with the fat kid and sandra bullock that was all inspirational and shit i was bored to DEATH omg. and the watchmen i couldnt help but sleep through both of em
Eh.. I'd probably have to say the first Twilight movie. I like bad movies. In fact, I've loved a lot of really bad movies just for their comedic value. I heard so many people talking about how bad Twilight was that I watched it thinking "well, it's at least gotta be so bad that it's funny"... But no. It somehow went beyond "so bad it's funny" straight to "so bad I could hardly stay awake". Even most shitty cheap-ass college kid movies kept me more entertained than that. Any other movies that were really bad were too forgettable for me to remember the name of... I just remember that one because it's so popular.
I've hated this movie for so long now, that I'm beginning to forget why it was so bad. But I do not dare ever revisit this godforsaken film.
I am something of a B Movie fanatic, so I have seen some amazingly terrible movies over the years. In our house we usually watch 4-5 movies a week and get a good mix of B Movies, Indie Movies and Hollywood releases. Worst ever: Transporter 2 - Never has a sequel been so astonishingly worse than the first movie (which I loved). Twilight (I watched it with the HILARIOUS RiffTrax commentary, which made it worthwhile, but the movie itself -- along with the childish housewife porn of the print version -- will go down in history as one of the biggest WTF phenomenons of our time)
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That film is a disaster. My girlfriend accused me of watching a bad soft-porn after just the 1st scene.