whats the weirdest thing you have masturbated to?

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  1. #1 fruitality, Jan 15, 2014
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    i was watching drunk in love music video by beyonce while taking a shit at work
     
    at one point she lifts up this trophy on the beach that looks like the exact one i got from playing soccer back in 7th grade lmao no idea why that was such a huge turn on.
     
    ran downstairs and blew a load all over a leather chair
     
    not the weirdest thing porn-wise but highly unusual for me i guess

     
  2. #2 wicked, Jan 15, 2014
    Lol I've never done it to anything weird but when I was young and new to masturbating I use to always think about Stacy Keibler. Worked every time
     
  3. #3 Sammyy, Jan 15, 2014
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    Girls facebook
     
  4. #4 fruitality, Jan 15, 2014
    wtf that's weird?
     
    ive been doing that without realizing...
     
    i told a girl i jerked off to her facebook once, i ended up hooking up with her that weekend lol
     
  5. #5 Sammyy, Jan 15, 2014
    lol do you man
     
  6. #6 Rebel Eye, Jan 15, 2014
    when I was 12 or 13 I took a pair of my friends moms panties and would masturbate all over them. then I would plant them under my friends bed and he would find them and be like "wtf".. hehe.
     
  7. #7 fruitality, Jan 15, 2014
     
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  8. #8 KushMastaFlex, Jan 15, 2014
    This thread is gonna be fucked lmao.
     
  9. #9 I Railed Hellen Keller, Jan 15, 2014
    JcPenny catalogue as a kid, couldn't want for the next one in the mail.
     
  10. #10 fruitality, Jan 15, 2014
     
    subscribe nigga
     
     
    did you not get to use the internet? ive been jerking off to pussy since i was 12
     

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