What's the one peice of advice you'd give a little kid?

Discussion in 'General' started by Ska, May 3, 2011.

  1. #1 Ska, May 3, 2011
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    Choose a huge mistake you've made, and turn it into advice for a kid to understand. Be creative lol...

    Listen kid,

    There are these chemicals in your brain called serotonin and dopamine; they make stuff fun, and that's all you need to remember and know for now.

    The time will come where you are faced with a decision of making everything you enjoy now double the fun. This is when you remember serotonin and dopamine! Doubling your fun costs serotonin and dopamine, and you only have so much of them. If you get greedy it will be all gone and you won't have fun again for a very long time.
  2. Be yourself.
  3. "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."


    "Live life to the fullest because one day it will get harder."
  4. Sit in the front of the class.
  5. Fuck what they say and do what you love
  6. stay in school. learn to love life as it comes.
  7. Life's short, enjoy it while you can.
  8. Question everything​
  9. your gonna wanna be young again one day so live it up
  10. Get in my van if you know whats good for you.
  11. "Watch who your friends are. It's easier to stab you in the back if they're hugging you."
  12. Whatever it is, it's not that serious.
  13. If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin. If it smell like trout, get on out.
  14. Do it! You know you want to...
  15. Do not judge anyone or anything. Just observe & take note.

    If you listen to or admire J Bieber and/or Rebecca Black you'll be horrifically killed in 5 years by an evil spirit. :rolleyes:
  16. i before e, except after c.
  17. keep your mouth shut and never rat on your friends
    then id give em a 20 or 50 and say go on young 1
  18. If you ain't high by 2pm, you can go fuck yourself.
  19. This whole life thing aint all its cracked up to be..... Also women are backstabbing whores and cannot be trusted. lol i guess?
  20. It is better to fuck up your eating than eat up your fucking. :smoke:

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