I'm not talking national news stories here, I was just thinking about all of the funny little "scandals" I remember having going on around me when I was a kid the other day, and now I'm wondering what stories the blades on gc had to tell. I remember when I was in middle school that there were several days when I couldn't use the bathroom without having to walk all the way to the other side of the school because apparently someone thought it was funny to shit in urinals and the school kept having to close the bathrooms down to clean them out. I don't think they ever caught the bastard that was doing it but to this day I fondly remember that for weeks, every afternoon before school let out, the principal kept having to explain in the most unintentionally hilarious terms possible exactly what was going on and practically begging us to snitch if we knew who was doing it. Stupid story, I know. But this is the shit that sticks with you [no pun intended] when you're "all growed up" [or at least 18] and take trips down memory lane.