What's the most retarded way you asked for a hookup?

Discussion in 'General' started by k_semler, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. Mine is:

    "My bong is starving. It needs food. Will you feed it? It's saying he needs an 8th to get the hunger pains away."

    Yeah, I was pretty gone at the time. :bongin:
     
  2. "Ayo, can i suck your dick"
     
  3. Erm, i find "Hey man, i'm looking for an 8th of some dank" works just fine. I try not to switch it up.
     
  4. lol really. Got weed?
     
  5. hey!
    wheres the pressure at:mad:
    i always try to look pissed off so nobody gets any funny ideas lol
     

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