Whats The Most Pathetic Lie Youve Ever Told To Get Laid?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Chinajewelry, Jun 19, 2013.

  1. "i'll just put the tip in"

     
  2. #22 Stoned Fox, Jun 19, 2013
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    Never had to lie. If she don't want to fuck, then ditch her ass somewhere, she's not worth the time, real down-to-earth girls don't fall for that lying shit. Honesty barely works 33% on getting laid but those are the girls that are worth going after.
     
  3. One time my best friend introduced me as a retarded brother.
     
    Still got laid :ey:
     
  4. lol i just broke up with my gf and im a virgin lmfao :smoke:
     
  5. Trust me, I'll pull out in time.
     
  6. Never had to. Just text a girl you know/like and ask to hangout...
     
  7. "here, drink this kool-aid"
     
  8.  
    Haha, nope.
     
  9. im on birth control
     
  10. "It'll only take a minute"
     
  11. when i lost my virginity i lied and told the guy i wasn't a virgin. 
    i think he might have still fucked me even if he knew i was though lol.
     
  12.  Well good for you.
    I don't just have sex with guys who ask me to hangout.
     
  13. You are the most beautiful girl i.have ever seen


    Im a virgin too.

    Thats just dry skin on my penis

    Yea i put on a condom

    Ill be gentle

    Ill be with you forever

    Nobody can hear us

    Nobody can see us

    He wont know hes asleep

    Im also a gang banger. An ex con. A four sport varsity athlete before i messed up my knee. Oh and im rich.

    Im a liar man i really dont care. I tell the whores watever they wanna hear.
     
  14. :ey:  :laughing:  :laughing:  :laughing:
     
  15. lol its funny cuz its true. I really need to go to the clinic though.
     
  16. You bet your ass you do! :laughing:
     
  17. No, I don't have a girlfriend.
     
  18. that's disgusting
    ew
     
    i feel like if there's one thing you shouldn't lie about, it's probably that
    like if you have something and you know it, have the decency to not spread it around like a trashy low life
    just sayin
     
  19. "I'm the CEO of Hasbro Inc."
     

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