Well, I was flippin through the channels earlier today and I was like LOL, well I landed on the Disney Channel, and they were showing something that went down a little like this; Kid starts talking to one of those "Lassie" dogs. Well, if you've seen Lassie you know that the dog barks and the kid magically understands what the dog means when it barks, but in THIS DISNEY CHANNEL show instead of barking the dog farts, and those are the boy's/dog's means of communication. Well, the dog is farting out the recipe to something he calls "Beef Stroganov" or something like that. I was like this is what they're showing kids nowadays. So I was wondering what's the weirdest/funniest/most random thing you've ever seen while high. (It doesn't have to have been on TV it coulda been on the street)
me and my friend chris were at another friends, so we left and were walking to my house, as were walking a phone randomly lights up and starts ringing on the ground, keep in mind this is at about 1:00 am, then me and my freaked, then we relized wat it was so called the guy, he got it back and offered us a bag of shrooms great reward, i thought it was the matrix at first lol
One night I was baked watching Saturday Night Live and that informercial for the two identical twin midgets who sell real estate came on. I watched that shit for 20 minutes waiting for the punchline. Thought it was part of SNL. In Boston going to school. I go into the 7-11 near my dorm blazed to get some Doritos and a Slurpee. I see a midget. Then another. Then another. Then another. There's like 10-15 midget/dwarves/little people in the 7-11. I start internally flipping out. "Am I tripping?! WTF is going on?!" Then I noticed that they were all wearing identical black jackets and that the jackets said Wizard of Oz on the back. That's when I remembered that Wizard of Oz with Mickey Rooney was playing in one of the theaters down the street.
haha you MUST be under 18 i say that cause after about 12 that show got unfunny it's all about the retarded animal babies now
haha you MUST be under 18 i say that cause after about 12 that show got unfunny it's all about the retarded animal babies now
About 4 years ago I was stood in an alley with a mate waiting for some one. Making a joint as you do, then this woman comes walking along completley pissed out of her face. She looks at us, we look at her. She stops, pulls down her knickers then assumed the squatting position and took an almighty piss. To top it off she pissed in her knickers which at the time were stretched between her knees. She then got a grip and walked passed us as if nothing had happend. She even said hello!!
I walked outside one morning at about 4:30, and saw my two dogs going at it...I just turned and went back inside laughing my ass off.
sitting in my truck in downtown orlando FL, and having a tranny on rollerblades try to clean my windows, did i mention it was wearing a bikini!