What's the biggest dick move you pulled well high?

I spiderman'd a ho.

 

What's that mean?

 

looool

 

Bot paranoid in Hawaii while in a the Suite Hotel room of 3 girls and passed up a threesome/orgy with 3 hot girls because I was paranoid.

 

We tricked this guy into smoking pubes, several times.
The first time we just put pubes in a bong and put some weed on top, and he hit it pretty hard. The smoke was all grey and he sunk the whole cone, coughed for ages exclaiming "this is some good shit" before he got a nose bleed and had to go outside.
It was funny but really mean, however I can promise this guy absolutely had it coming.

 

We will get to playing shot for shot if we get really baked lol, just as fast as we can back and forth lol just ripped out of our heads... usually the things leading up to this include some sort of aerosol spray and lighters and alot of torching lol.
I get really pissed off when i get torched or people even fuck around and pretend because its usually happening in a vehicle so theres no room and its sketchy ass lol.

I got it bad once from my buddies, they had oil and it was my first time smoking it, of course they packed me a huge bowl with crystal and a huge oil drop to top it off and i went hard, passed out and woke up with my hair (could feel it on my scalp, hurt like fuck) being burnt with a lighter lol!

 

One time me and my science teacher were gonna cook some methamphetamines and he made me kill gale and then wanted me to kill gus but gus invited me to dinner and he said to take my shirt off....

 

My first smoke i ever had was with a couple friends and their friend and he only had one arm and apparently ( dont really remember ) called him a 'one-arm bandit' it was really fucked up but i was reallly fucked up

 

Dude that is fucked. I know its a joke but still just fucked hahaha

 

Me this nite at tacobell after smoking some hash with my dad.
I saw a girl step out of her car thinking its one of my good friends after briefly looking at her(saw glasses and she dressed the same as my friend.)
I say outloud, sup bitch. After seeing it wasnt my friend i walked away. She didnt say anything haha

 

I really haven't done any thing mean

But my friends are ass holes and I was super high at school just came from lunch this was like my 3d time smoking and the were all confusing the shit outa me like repeating everything but changing stuff and ugg yeah they haven't done it since then tho

 

I've tried, and I can't think of too much except one thing.

I never really mess with anyone. I'm a polite guest and a great host.
I don't annoy people intentionally, or try to "trip anyone out".
The most a person could usually have against me is that sometimes they have to repeat themselves a lot, or remind me of something multiple times.

However, the one time...well, we went over my friends brothers place...we bought weed. Guys brother got in on it as he provided the venue, fair enough.
Though, he was hogging it to the motherfucker...he never smoked all that much and it was surprising how he was going through it.
So in order to not have to cut up any MORE of our shit (we threw down about $50 worth for the three of us that paid and his brother, pure green), at the point he'd had 4 bowls to our two, I decided to try taking a measure to slow him down.
I loaded him a cone/bowl, but underneath the weed, I put an un-lit match head.

He smoked it, coughed his guts up and billowed out white-ish smoke.
Man, I laughed and laughed even though I felt bad...you know that laugh, it's like the same laugh you laugh when someone is vomiting and making really funny sounds or faces.
He coughed a bunch, drooled a bunch. Cleaned himself up.
He smoked one more.
Right after "Fuck that" sat down and zoned out.

That was it really.
I don't always make dick moves...but when I do, it's chemical warfare.

 

back in high school there was this really fat loser (who gets very nauseous and coughs a lot when he tokes) who wanted to smoke with my friends and i all the time. one time we invited him to our sesh and after smoking the real bud, we told him we had several bags of spice that we were gonna sell as fake weed (complete lie). so he was like damn yo lemme get high and we "let him try some"

he smoked bowl after bowl of oregano. it was fucking hilarious. he was coughing and tearing up but kept hitting the shit. felt so lightheaded probably that he said he was stoned

i don't regret it

 

know those chewy dog treats, I crumbled one up like hash in a casual manner and slung it in the gravity bong bowl, then picked up the hash and put about .1g on top of it. everyone had been smoking for a while so didn't notice me crumbling up the dog treat. I proceded to raise a milky milky gb and gave it to my friend. He inhaled so deep and blew out such a thick cloud of manky smelling smoke. he had no idea it happened but when me and my other friend who knew about it all along bust up laughing, he caught on that something was up and we told him.

was so funny when he took it btw how he didn't know I will never know.

 

Haha oh shit, what did he do to deserve that? If you seriously did that to him for no reason, you're a one fucked joker, lol XD

 

I was with this girl who was a drug virgin and gave her a lot of unmentionables and we banged trippin balls for an hr..after she was being so annoying that i dropped her off at the bus stop (she was from out of state) while she was still freakin out..she was super pissed and we wernt together much longer after that

 

I had this small metal pipe and it would sometimes get hot and shoot liquid res in your mouth and this kid was pissin me off so i was like "point the bowl kinda up towards the sky and res hit this" haha

 

Told one of my buds that I would slit his throat the next time he went to Taco Bell without me, then proceeded to pull out my blade. I was joking, but the next day I found out he felt threatened haha.