Whats that word. . . oh pretentious

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Cali Ounces, Feb 10, 2007.

  1. So im chilling my room and my mom comes in, here is how the conversation goes:

    "who's Adrian?"
    -i dont know, who is he?
    "last night when i came in to check on you i asked what you were doing, and you said you had to take adrian to a lot of medical appointments"
    -i was probably talking in my sleep, what are you trying to say?
    "well i dont think your telling me the truth"
    -what the fuck? i dont even remember you coming in last night and i dont even know anybody named adrian
    (seriously i was passed out since 8 last night i swear on my bong i dont even know a single person in this earth with that name)
    "well in my experience people who talk in there sleep speak what is really true in their minds"
    -i think your on drugs or something, just get out of my room

    and now im all mad, fucking pretentious bitch coming me accusing me of lying to her because i was talking in my sleep! honestly i dont believe people tell the "truth" in their sleep because last time i talked in my sleep i told my friend to "go make me some fucking chicken, and watermelon too". its not like i was hypnotized or some shit.
    11 more days and im moving out, i fear its only gonna get worse until then
     
  2. that's really sad. generally I kind of give people the same amount of respect they give me, you need to make an exception for your mom though. she's the only one you'll ever have and in a few years all of this will seem silly. you won't have your mom for ever, and it would really suck if something were to happen before you two made up, does that make any sense?
     
  3. hehe talking in your sleep is jokes:D no matter what its about. i never talk just laugh. i cant believe your mom thinks that what you said is true though
     
  4. nah man i love my mom to death, but her an i have such conflicting personalities that usually either me/her, or both of us have to bite our tongues around each other to keep life civil in my house. believe me it seems silly as hell right now to me, but having dealt with situations and behaviour like this for the greater part of the last 7 years i feel i have a right to start getting annoyed. i do see your point, and i agree but you gotta understand that we both love each other she just drives me apeshit 24/7
     
  5. cool, I have the same relationship with my mom. I love her unconditionally, even when she comes for a visit and smokes up all my weed, lol. we always had a hard time living in the same house though, so I know where you're coming from.
     
  6. yeah now that i think about it i hope shit will greatly improve after i move out. me and my brother had to share a room until i was like 14 and we fought over every little thing all those years, but the minute i got my own room shit cooled down and now we're tighter than a nun's cooter
     


  7. clever ;)
     
  8. about a month ago, my buddy was passed out on his couch, but he told me to wake him up when i left, so i did. He woke up (or so i thought), and we had a little conversation in which he invited me to go skiing with him in peru. Now this kid's loaded. He goes to Argentina to hunt dove every year, so a ski trip to peru isn't out of the question. I asked him about it last weekend, and he was like, "wtf? dude, i've never once in my life even thought about going to peru for any reason."

    sleep talking is bullshit.
     
  9. lmao! i once told my bf to "invite a bunch of naked strippers" to my apartment when i was sleeping (what a dream that must've been). glad my bf doesn't take it as seriously as ur mom!

    i just moved out in august and went from barely speaking to them to talking to them on the phone almost all the time. it'll b better when u don'y live 2gether.
     
  10. I was once asleep next to a boyfriend of mine..and all i hear in my ear is "I'm going to fuckin kick your ass.." in the scariest voice ever! it was hilarious when i realised he was talking in his sleep!

    Moms can be irrational at times, all people can.. but dude she's your mom and in 11 days..you're gunna miss her!
     

  11. i have been known to say the most random shit in my sleep. this one time my parents were trying to wake me up for something and all i said to them was something like " no dad i dont want the flaming origami!" at which point they just let me sleep.
     
  12. Happiest day of my life was when i moved out. Sounds like your life will be better off getting out of there as well
     

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