so i'm sitting on my front porch and i'm just thinking. out of nowhere "what's darker than the side of a trash can?". kinda random, but i start trying to figure it out when i look down, and there's a bush in front of me. that was it. bushes. bushes are darker than the side of a trash can. awesome. i probably should have mentioned i was smoking a bowl on my front porch. and i'm really high.