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What's a good excuse?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Nav, May 17, 2011.

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  1. #1 Nav, May 17, 2011
    To leave my house to go smoke a bowl, I'm all out of excuses and places to go and I dunno what to tell my parents lol.
     
  2. #2 84t0y, May 17, 2011
    tell em your going down the street to score some meth.
     
  3. #3 Greenbudlover, May 17, 2011
    going for a walk ?? reaason , stress , fresh air , dog ? , going to say hi to a gurl/ gf
     
  4. #4 Nav, May 17, 2011
    Well I usually drive my car somewhere like the store or somethin and just smoke in my car or the parking lot but I've already been to the grocery store so there's nothing else I can make up that I need from there lol.
     
  5. #5 tr4c3, May 17, 2011
    How old are you? Why do you need a reason? Just say you're going for a walk or that you'll be back in a few minutes.
     
  6. #6 imyourcat, May 17, 2011
    Dude, you need an excuse to leave the house?

    Fuck that lol.
     
  7. #7 MyNameIsSnorlax, May 17, 2011
    Tell them you just got a call from a friend, and they need a ride home...
     
  8. #8 Nav, May 17, 2011
    I'm 16 haha.
     
  9. #9 The216, May 17, 2011
    Say you're going to a buddy's house to chill.

    I assume you're 18, and if you're 18 you're a senior, and seniors are now out of school, so its not a school night, so why do your rents give a fuck?

    if that all makes sense, im super baked right now.
     
  10. #10 Jawnnay, May 17, 2011
    "I'm going out to smoke some weed"
     
  11. #11 The216, May 17, 2011
    edit that post or you're banned
     
  12. #12 MyNameIsSnorlax, May 17, 2011
    Annnndddd thread.
     
  13. #13 frosty russian, May 17, 2011
    U left ur ipod at a friends house
     
  14. #14 bamf64, May 17, 2011
    If you're 18, just say you're going for a drive. Why in the fuck would they be allowed to tell you what you can and cant do?

    If under:

    Study at a freinds?
    Going to get your book/folder at a freinds house?
    Take dog for walk?
    Going to office depot/staples to get something for a project..

    ope you said you're 16...hope you use my stuff before you're ban..hope you had fun for your 5 posts..
     
  15. #15 BakedBuffalo, May 17, 2011
    /Facepalm
     
  16. #16 Waffles67, May 17, 2011

    Oops......
    :cool:
     
  17. #17 CuZ, May 17, 2011
    I need to go and take pictures of timmy across the street getting undressed
     
  18. #18 Heroic Dose, May 17, 2011

    this is why you read the rules and that lie, lie lie.

    also, you really need an excuse to leave the house....even at 16 thats total bullshit. just go for a bike ride, skate around town, a walk, etc.
     
  19. #19 Ohai77, May 17, 2011
    If ur a hippie like me just say your going into the forest to go relax and meditate thats what i do and its awesome getting blazed in the forest. other that that if u need a excuse to leave the house you shouldnt be smoking weed your gonna get caught
     
  20. #20 burtontoker, May 17, 2011
    The local gas station has these huge 52 oz. soft drinks for like a dollar, when I was underage thats where I told my parents I went. I didn't lie, cause after I smoked a few bowls I would go in and get a drink for my cotton mouth. :p
     
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