What's a funny/cryptic way to describe weed on the phone?

For some reason, my friends and I always refer to bud as potatoes.

 

Dude, that's some good cover.

I izzle when I want some bizzle.

Yo, bro, you got any bizzle izzle cizzle hizzle?

yeah, man...

get me a quizzle please. ( quad )

 

It.. lol.

 

if i call my dealer i just say "you good?" and he replys with yeah how much.

 

Hay, have you seen Marge? Oh, do you know where she is? Or if I want to see if someone wants to get stoned with me, I ask if they want to hang out with Marge and I

 

Do you got any chicken,herb,an 8th thats what I said when i was a kid.

 

we always just say "can you do anything" to a dealer on the phone (or in person depending on the circumstances). That way if theyre in a tight situation, they can just say "no im busy, but well hang out later, ill call you".

In my experience though, when friends and I are trying to be discreet when talking about weed we usually all know what the "thing" we cant directly refer to is, so theres no need for codenames. Its pretty easy to ask if your friend has had any luck getting a hold of someone, or if they want to go for a drive without saying "weed"

anyway, my favorite slang term would have to be "doofy boots" from the movie Rolling Kansas. 20 bag = a size 20 pair of doofy boots. gotta love it.

 

never used this one just ive heard it before from a friend. my friend kept refering to it as a "can of biscuts" over text. just thought it was pretty funny, can of biscuts=cannabis

 

Im pritty sure its goofy boots but yeah that movie is funny as hell.

 

Hey man I got an ounce do you wanna get fucking stoned out of our minds? SURE!

 

Naw, it's doofy boots. That movie was hilarious.

I usually say "Can I get something from you?", and it's hard to not know what I'm talking about.

 

i usually user the term "marihuuuuanananananana"

 

me: hey man wanna go get some chicken, KFC...

dealer: sure how hungry are you?

me: so hungry man im gettin like a 50 piece meal. ($50 worth)

dealer: ok come pick me up.

 

Me too

 

We used to call it 'chips'. You could use the size of chip bags for the size of weed bags. Then they'll just think you're obsessed with potato chips.

 

When me or someone else wants to smoke we'll call and ask if we want to go "bowl"ing referring the bowls we usually smoke out of. For example I have a pipe called Winston so I'd call up and be like "Yo you wanna go bowling with Winston?" and they'd be all stealth and are like "Yea I'll bring some of my marijuana"

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Turkey Sandwiches. Or i just ask if i can ride over or talk to them for a minute.

 

Usually I call up my guy and just say "hey man what's the deal?". Then he replies telling me if he's got any dank, how much etc.

 

The few dealers I know are small time, so they don't worry about codes. I just say "Can you talk?" and take it from there.