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What Would Your Ultimate Weed Room Look Like?

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by Cheecharone, Dec 23, 2003.

  1. it would be empty with a couch, a little table, and while you go spend your money on shit for the room im gonna go buy dank for the room.........my room.........
     
  2. I'd like to have a room about 20' high, 30' wide and 30' long, have a theatrical system in there, with surround sound (I'm a movie buff). I'd have to have a few rows of theater seating, with cup and pipe holders. Behind all of that I'd have circular sofa's with a big ass hookah in the middle. The walls would be painted red. I'd have to have a pool table, fooshball, and pinball games in there, and a kick ass stereo system hooked up to my theater system playing music non stop when I wasn't watching movies. I'd have my own growing system set up in a corner, providing me with many different types of weed all year long.

    My pad would be cool.
     
  3. my bed would be a big joint and I could roll myself up at night to sleep, speaking of sleep I need to go get some of dat stuff!:)
     
  4. #24 day man, Jan 1, 2009
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    egg chairs. everything else is just window dressing. [​IMG]
     
  5. #25 Comrade Stryker, Jan 1, 2009
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    My room would look a little something like this:

    I’d have three huge couches pushed up against the walls, one would be a love seat and I’d have a awesome computer with huge speakers. Then on the one wall that’s left there’d be a huge open window that overlooks the ocean, and in the middle of the room would be a glass table that takes up most of the space besides the couch. And on that table would be different levels, and on each level would be different essentials I.E: Pieces, Bags of the stickiest weed ever, some papers, an automatic roller machine, and to top it off, an insane rotatable bong, that can reach any part of the room by turning different pieces of the bong. Underneath the table of course would be refrigerated drawers that pull open and are filled with all my favorite foods.

    Fuck, that’d be sweeeeeeeeeeeet.

    Oh, and on the walls would be 52’ HD Flat Screens, and they’d all be connected to separate xbox’s with xbox live accounts for all of em. Man, that sounds so killer, I could live there for my entire life.
     
  6. I DID NOT WRITE THIS, CREDIT SHOULD BE GIVEN TO:greatamericansmokeout ON TOTSE.COM

    Disclaimer: This information must be spread like a beautiful uncontrolled blaze burning its way through the offices of the DEA. Hoarding it will result in my suing your ass into oblivion for severely pissing me off.


    Background: One day, while strolling through a casino, marveling at the stupidity of all the monkeys emptying their wallets into blinking and clanging collection bins, I felt ticked off to see people smoking cigarettes everywhere, knowing that I couldn't enjoy my herbal substance of choice (cannabis, of course - what else is there?) there because people didn't understand it. I resolved to find a way to defeat this. A matter of moments later, the answer popped into my mind. Below is the process I developed shortly thereafter, which is designed to be extremely simple to perform. This process removes nicotine and many of the compounds responsible for harsh smoke from tobacco, while extracting the cannabinoids (they are what get you high) out of cannabis into the tobacco. This results in a "tobacco" that is non-addictive and gets you high. The resulting cigarettes smell and burn exactly like generic unaltered cigarettes. The amount, ratio, and quality of substances used in the process below can be altered to adjust the number of weed cigs made and the strength of such.


    Process: First, the tobacco must be removed from the cigarettes. This is done by rolling the cigarette in the fingers while applying pressure, which loosens the tobacco, causing it to begin falling out. Collect the tobacco from ten cigarettes, and place in a coffee maker as you would coffee grounds (if you don't have a coffee maker, you can just place the tobacco in a filter instead, and run hot water through). Keep reloading the coffee maker with water and restarting the cycle until the "brew" comes out as just a pale yellow (this removes nicotine while cleaning many of the harmful compounds out of the tobacco - and, by the way, this doesn't damage or permanently contaminate the coffee maker). Dump the "brew," unless you're interested in poisoing small animals by boiling off the water, dipping darts in the remaining nicotine oil, and sticking them in the victims. Now take half of an eighth of mid-grade cannabis, tear it into the tiniest grounds possible, and place in a bottle. Add six tablespoons of isopropyl alcohol, and let it sit for 24 hours. Then filter out the cannabis plant material, and mix the filtered (green) solution with the processed tobacco. Allow this wet mush to evaporate while stirring every now and then to ensure even depositing of cannabinoids into the tobacco plant material. Once it's dry, all that's left to do is pack it back into the cigarette papers. Keep in mind that the ends of the papers often need to be twisted to ensure that nothing comes tumbling back out.
    Congratulations: You now have cigarettes that get you high! Smoke these anywhere tobacco is tolerated - a restaurant, a casino, a sidewalk. Or, if you're strapped for cash, you can sell these. People will easily pay $3 each, and sometimes up to even $5.


    Conclusion: Remember the disclaimer and get to work.
     
  7. Don't need much.

    Couch
    Coffee table in front of the couch
    Papers
    Bong
    Cigarettes
    TV
    Xbox 360
    Lighter
    Movies

    and ganj
     
  8. i don't think anyone has said this and that surprises me but, mine would have to Sir Smoke alots room in Half Baked where his entire room, couch even his like jacket thing was made of weed......... YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT BITCH.... hahaha, i love that movie
     
  9. some people take the weed thing too far loll.. weed is nice but this kind of post is when you know ur too far into it
     
  10. weed swing
    ipod with porn songs on it
    3 hookers
    triple beam
    digital scale
    guard monkey
    scrabble
    cheapest whiskey available
    banana peels
    whip its
    a couple of my closest arab friends
    5ft plastic bong
    4oz shwag
    blowup sheep (with three entrances/exits)

    while watching oprah
     
  11. mine, would be simple.

    dark green with white color scheme. period. white leather couches, dark mahogany (sp?) wood tables and stuff..yea.

    AMAZING surround system hooked up to a 70 inch plasma. to the plasma is a wii, 360, ps3, and a crazy awesome computer setup (wireless mouse and keyboard, the tv would be the monitor).

    mini fridge? fuck no. industrial size fridge with glass doors to see everything? fuck yes.

    vending machine connected to the couch that never ran out of: water, orange soda, seirra mist, diet cranberry splash sierra mist, raspberry gingerale, coke, rootbeer, and cream soda. (incase you haven't noticed, i don't drink. lol).

    extremely hot maid/hooker who brings me any food I want on command.

    only smoking apparatuses allowed are glass. MANDATORY: 1 gandolf, 2 bowls, 2 bubblers, 4 bongs. 1 mini bong, an illadelph, a roor, and an extremely large custom blown piece. percs, diffusers, ash catchers galore.

    there would be a spout with a hose coming from a ceiling to dispense water. Clean water after every bowl for the bongs and bubblers? yes please.

    My grow room would not be "my grow room". it would be a test grow room for the best seedbanks of the world to test and create new, extremely dank strains. I would be their tester.

    My closest friends would be allowed in. HOWEVER: when I want to be alone/with just a few of them, I can kick the rest out. no questions asked. period.

    there would be grinders built into the couches. how would this work? IDK, lol.

    that's all i can think of for now..
     
  12. #32 nygetshigh, Jan 2, 2009
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    My room would just be a family room(with fridge) and a false wall with a beast walkin safe behind it to put all my shit in. This room would be in da basement of course.

    that's being realistic of course.
     


  13. That sounds pretty nice!
     
  14. my room would be roughly 20x20 yards.
    on my walls it would be covered by posters of all my favorite metal bands.
    next to the door would be a stuffed bear positioned to be chillin on a lazyboy chair, the bear would have its fingers on hinges so it could grip my bong and hold it for me when im not using it. then its mouth would open up and close to hold my herb in there, then all i would need is 2 more couches 70 inch LCD tv. my Xbox, Call of Duty 5.
    also a hottub that massages you like those fancy chairs. stripper poles complete with hot, drunk, and promiscuous girls. but only promiscuous for me, not my freeloading friends. Oh and a Slamball court.:hello:
     
  15. oh i forgot some extra things. my closet would be converted into being a restaurant sized fridge packed with Guinness and Mountain Dew, also i would have a 2 story bong (meaning i would have to hit it from the balcony i would have, and in the bong base there would be w one of those bottom feeder fish that you put in fish tanks that eat all the undesirable things in the water to keep it clean
     
  16. a really sick professional kitchen , stocked with absolutely everything, with a big flatscreen in the corner and a sick stereo system to bang out tunes while i whip up amazing munchies....to people sitting on bean bag chairs.


    i love this thread...some of your replies are fucking classic. rock on:hello::smoking:
     
  17. my ultimate weed room would be exactly that a room completely filled with buds. i dont give a shit where i smoke it just give me the smoke ^_^
     
  18. I'd have some chairs...a rug...oh and some chips :hello:! And bud too, I guess :rolleyes:
     
  19. #39 Rlntsum, Jan 2, 2009
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    good thread im baked now so give me a way to be creative

    35x35, one of those huge sports FATHEAD things that is Ricky Williams, sectional couch with arm rests cup holders and ash trays, may be cliche but def some marley stuff, a stocked mini fridge filled with gogurt and peach ne-hi, decent size flat screen with xbox 360, a cabinet for my glass, one of those circle chairs that have a little stand and move around, a closet with a humidor full of swishers and random other blunts, a good table in the middle piled with high times, sports illustrated and bags of herb, a set of those fold out tv trays so i aint gotta learn forward to far to do my thang, have a decent sound system, have a small pantry loaded with s'mores poptarts, and cape cod jalapeno and aged cheddar chips, pool table, big lazy boy to sit in for me since im the king of my castle this is kinda the vision i had. i used a program called smartdraw got the trial really fun if ur blazed. it would be cool if people used the program i'd like to see others ideas.

    oh and screw rotation if i had the money for this room i'd smoke everyone out who had a seat they could each roll something up

    [​IMG]
     

  20. this guy wins for the "coolest weed room" no doubt.

    Good evening mr. president
     

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