What would your Hell be like?

Getting poked in the eye with flaming dicks, would be hell.

 

A place without Knowing, with no knowledge of Who You Are. To live in blindness for eternity, not seeing What You Are. To live life only as a body, to think that nothing else exists, to know only one thing, 'that eternal love does NOT exist.'

 

it would be like a place where i didn't know how kick-ass i was





(am)

 

ill fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser

just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser

and bang them shits

with a spiked bat

wassup?









BLAOW

 

I'll fuckin... I'll fuckin... put a hanger on a stove and leave that shit for like a half hour... then i take it off and stick it in your ass slow, like TSSSSSSSSSSS

 

being a dishwasher at olive garden during rush hour that lasts for all eternity with no smoke break.

 

who says hell is bad?i mean,if i was satan,i would kick it with hitler,stalin,moussalini,saddam,etc.there would be unlimited drugs(all) unlimited hookers, and serial killers,rapists,pedofiles,would get locked in a cage and forced to fight or they will get a cactus shoved 24 inches into there asses...damn.i dont wanna hear crap about the people i mentioned,as this post was a joke,okay?

 

No bud, and a bunch of fucking lames playing shit music all the time.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW3C1c_QdAo]YouTube - Maynard as satan[/ame]

 

My hell would be best described in the way that heaven is conventionally described. I don't think I could stand a clean, honest, fair world. It'd make me insane.

 

i was gonna say something along these lines too.. can't imagine something like that at all

 

You are forced to do every one of your favorite things repeatedly until you begin to hate them, then you "wake up" and are allowed to think you were only having a dream only to end up doing every one of your favorite things repeatedly until you begin to hate them, and then you "wake up..." I take everything you know and love from you until you hate everything, then I force you to love what you hate until you don't know the difference anymore. As for the rest of the infinity minus 5000 years of eternity, I'm at a loss.

 

Postal, now that's hell...you should apply for a job down there, I hear they're taking applications!

 

I totally forgot to mention the endless Macarena, too. I guess that can be the rest of the eternity after your soul is broken, but look at the bright side - you won't know whether you love it or hate it.

 

My idea of hell is like a dark infinite area with never ending ember everywhere.

 

Im gonna tell myself itll have schwag and shitty beer just in case sht goes down.

 

Pretty much what people have said before, the conventional heaven. All of eternity in 'perfection' sounds horrible. The beauty of life is the ups and the downs. Without downs you can't appreciate the ups, without ups you can't appreciate the downs. If you have everything you want, you lose desire, and without desire what the hell is the point of living?

 

"slip inside the eye of your mind.."
even though oasis is kinda ghey

 

Don't need to go anywhere, already in it (Human based Earth)