If you could only be one of the following what would you be?, I would be a talking eagle so I could grab money bags from banks while their transfering the loot, muhahahaha then id take aim and crap on them, lol
I don't know man. I would probably be happy just being me and getting stoned. But of course, being a monkey I could probably still find a way to get stoned plus I could throw poop at people. fun fun!
This is an odd poll. There are three that I might want....the cat, the bee and the owl. The unlimited sting thing almost has me sold on the bee but I won't know for sure until I actually vote. Very good poll. The oddness makes it that way.
Definitely the eagle with hands, would be so fun stealing peoples hats, aswell as being able to smoke still. You could even plant seeds in some far away place that no one visits, or just drop them over the land as you fly.
lol yeah or just eat cannabis seeds and take craps in certain locations, lol a birds digestion doesnt break seeds down so its like furtalizer, lol u could take a crap and plant weed at the same time, muahahaha
Sloth all the way! Even without the sunglasses! What I really want to be is an orang-utan... man those animal dudes kick ass.
id be the cat..n use my claws to chop up my weed extra smooth...it would roll the perfect blunts n shit lol