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What would you do

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by TheJSmoker420, Aug 3, 2011.

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  1. #1 TheJSmoker420, Aug 3, 2011
    What would you do if god or someone gave you 500 pounds of a assorted variety buds of DANK with 10,000 rolling papes best bong in the world best chillum in the world with a solid gold grinder 1,000 foot long hemp wick and a infinilighter ?
     
  2. #2 arblahblah, Aug 3, 2011
    id smoke...?
     
  3. #3 lilro, Aug 3, 2011
    smoke some, trade some, sell some. I can't give exact numbers though because I really can't fathom having that much weed lol.


    And I might use some for extract and edible experiments haha
     
  4. #4 poker2, Aug 3, 2011
    High forever! mwuahahaha :smoke:
     
  5. #5 Oceanic, Aug 3, 2011
    I'd retire and immediately take measures to ensure my success.
     
  6. #6 Mr Unknown, Aug 3, 2011
    Smoke.
    Sell.
    Give.
    Bake.
    Make.
     
  7. #7 Anthony777, Aug 3, 2011
    Carry on like I do every day, except I'd never be dry :smoke:

    And I would sure as hell roll me a bunch of king sized J's
     
  8. #8 HxCurt, Aug 3, 2011
    I would flush it down the toilet or get rid of it because that stuff is illegal and heinous.
     
  9. #9 apopcan, Aug 3, 2011
    Sell half so I would have the funds to go wherever I wanted with all the pot I needed.
     
  10. #10 Cannabliss88, Aug 3, 2011
    A better question would be what wouldn't I do
     
  11. #11 TagOverFonda, Aug 3, 2011
    Id fugging piss myself with joy then get realllllly high. Then probly change my pants
     
  12. #12 TheJSmoker420, Aug 3, 2011
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    This ... NO GTFO I'm pretty sure you won't be able to flush 500 lbs of weed don't anything without attracting some sort of attention....
     
  13. #13 TagOverFonda, Aug 3, 2011
    +make a shit ton of edibles and sneak them into congress and the fda and dea and fbi. Shit would be legal no doubt
     
  14. #14 TagOverFonda, Aug 3, 2011
    Sell half to buy a house to store the other half
     
  15. #15 Sweetleaftoker, Aug 3, 2011
    Invite hella people over and smoke it all.
     
  16. #16 poker2, Aug 3, 2011

    Bong?
    Pipe?
    Joint?
    Blunt?
    Vape?
    Wrap Bud in Bud and smoke that?

    All of the Above?
    :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
     
  17. #17 TheJSmoker420, Oct 17, 2011
    Debumped
     
  18. #18 thesavagepony, Oct 17, 2011
    I would call the police and ask them if they lost 500 pounds
     
  19. #19 HighOnTheTotem, Oct 17, 2011
    I would sell it all, and then invest that money.

    I would then resume life as usual, and would use solely the interest from that investment to buy bud. That way, I could pretty much smoke for free for the rest of my life, and be left with a large amount of money should shit ever hit the fan, or for when I retire someday.
     
  20. #20 LSD THC, Oct 17, 2011
    Bake all of it into one batch of brownies and eat it all and trip sack.
     
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