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What would you do

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by TheJSmoker420, Aug 3, 2011.

  1. What would you do if god or someone gave you 500 pounds of a assorted variety buds of DANK with 10,000 rolling papes best bong in the world best chillum in the world with a solid gold grinder 1,000 foot long hemp wick and a infinilighter ?
  2. id smoke...?
  3. smoke some, trade some, sell some. I can't give exact numbers though because I really can't fathom having that much weed lol.

    And I might use some for extract and edible experiments haha
  4. High forever! mwuahahaha :smoke:
  5. I'd retire and immediately take measures to ensure my success.
  6. Smoke.
  7. Carry on like I do every day, except I'd never be dry :smoke:

    And I would sure as hell roll me a bunch of king sized J's
  8. I would flush it down the toilet or get rid of it because that stuff is illegal and heinous.
  9. Sell half so I would have the funds to go wherever I wanted with all the pot I needed.
  10. A better question would be what wouldn't I do
  11. Id fugging piss myself with joy then get realllllly high. Then probly change my pants
  12. #12 TheJSmoker420, Aug 3, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 15, 2016
    This ... NO GTFO I'm pretty sure you won't be able to flush 500 lbs of weed don't anything without attracting some sort of attention....
  13. +make a shit ton of edibles and sneak them into congress and the fda and dea and fbi. Shit would be legal no doubt
  14. Sell half to buy a house to store the other half
  15. Invite hella people over and smoke it all.

  16. Bong?
    Wrap Bud in Bud and smoke that?

    All of the Above?
    :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
  17. I would call the police and ask them if they lost 500 pounds
  18. I would sell it all, and then invest that money.

    I would then resume life as usual, and would use solely the interest from that investment to buy bud. That way, I could pretty much smoke for free for the rest of my life, and be left with a large amount of money should shit ever hit the fan, or for when I retire someday.
  19. Bake all of it into one batch of brownies and eat it all and trip sack.

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