When about to get busted and you only got time to execute 1 of 2 moves.....A) Hide the bong -or- B) Pull up your pants. Which do you choose?
hide the bong. if they walk in when you are picking up a pound of meat, say I have a rash or something, true story, my friend did that and his dad would not even look at him for the next month. hahah
I say hide the bong because the pants will no doubt distract whoever drops in on you. Might embarass them and make them look away faster. So a lesson to all of you: If you about to get caught, drop yo' pants! edit: or keep chillin' with the bong in your hand and when they ask you say it's a penis pump! and stand there continuing to do what you were doing before.
words of fuckin wisdom right there, that made me smile after a very shitty time I was havin a little while ago.
Ha, thats gonna be my excuse if I'm ever in a situation like that. Like I used to smoke in the bathroom while running the shower so they thought I was in the shower and if they ever asked why it took so long I'd either say A) I was shaving or B) I was fapping. It's absolutely infallible