What would you do to marry Natalie Portman?

Discussion in 'General' started by Randy Marsh, Mar 26, 2011.

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  1. #1 Randy Marsh, Mar 26, 2011
    What would you blades give to be with one of the most beautifully crafted gifts from God? What would you be willing to do, sacrifice or whatever else you can think of. I personally would do any fear factor challenge (yes even eat gross animal private parts), travel the circumference of the Earth by foot and swim, and spend 6 hours in Mrs Crabtree's va jay jay to be her man.

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    Not to mention I would be willing to convert to Judaism if she asked, change every dirty diaper and get a prenup no problem.

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  2. #2 Postal Blowfish, Mar 26, 2011
    I would get on a knee and offer her a flashy ring.
     
  3. #3 Makizushi, Mar 26, 2011
    I bet she's a bitch.
     
  4. #4 mushroomsatsuji, Mar 26, 2011
    Id probably pay her about $5

    Now Mila Kunis, Id torture and kill people to get a piece of that heavenly glory.
     
  5. #5 Randy Marsh, Mar 26, 2011
    Heresy !
     
  6. #6 cougheee, Mar 26, 2011
    I made it clear in the other thread I would take it in the ass from all of you. That includes everyone who looks at this thread, anyone from GC. All the mods, anyone who has even been banned. All of you.
     
  7. #7 Randy Marsh, Mar 26, 2011
    No way, even Big BOB?!? :confused:

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  8. #8 married2mj, Mar 26, 2011
    I don't think shes that hot
     
  9. #9 mushroomsatsuji, Mar 26, 2011
    Yes, even me
     
  10. #10 cougheee, Mar 26, 2011
    For Natalie :love:
     
  11. #11 wutangclan420, Mar 26, 2011
    This.
     
  12. #12 Ruca44, Mar 26, 2011
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q]YouTube - Natalie Portman Uncensored Rap[/ame]

    This.
     
  13. #13 mogli, Mar 26, 2011
    she was my fav. snl host because of that!
     
  14. #14 MoonBeams, Mar 26, 2011
    awwww you beat me to the rap.:D

    Id spend a year in prison.
     
  15. #15 tokinITguy, Mar 26, 2011
    Beauty only gets you so far...Sure, she's educated, but is she intelligent? There is a difference.

    And I'm sorry, but until I've got some cold hard facts to go on, I'm not about to eat the corn out of her shit until I know how well she can FUCK.

    Sorry bladies, that may seem shallow, but don't tell me you don't think the same thing. Find out your dream guy is packing a mighty 3", and you'd be running away too.
     
  16. #16 ooTRAV1Soo, Mar 26, 2011
    I'd kill off all the competition. That's YOU, motherfuckers. :devious:
     
  17. #17 rex8000, Mar 26, 2011
    bro I heard she didn't dance in Black Swan and shit bro
     
  18. #18 mushroomsatsuji, Mar 26, 2011
    Not me.
     
  19. #19 ooTRAV1Soo, Mar 26, 2011
    Yes, you, but for pure amusement.
     
  20. #20 mushroomsatsuji, Mar 26, 2011
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    Bring it on
     
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