What would you do if..

In a cheap potted plant or the glass bong. Either are easily cleaned.

 

I keep a trashcan in my living room, so that's conveniant for this answer.

For the sake of inconveniance, let's say...I'd throw up in one of two of the Wal-Mart sacks I have lying around.

 

dude go grab a garbage can or bag

 

On second thought...I'd puke on my girlfriend.

Chicks dig vomit.

 

On my dog.

He's pretty big and I can throw him in the tub Hahahah

 

a). Yak on carpet

I have a carpet cleaner that I just bought and wanna try out.

 

Because I cant post "Nudity" even though she barely has any tits at all, Im just posting the link TO the pic....hopefully this doesnt get me in trouble...>.> People is so SENSITIVE....

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/81180-3/Asians_puke.gif

 

You got it.

 

I would throw up on my belly....then rub it in all sexy like.

 

Why waste a good thing? Puke then rub it in as lube.

 

lol like the old saying goes(with a twist). Why shit and waste it when you can puke and taste it.