What would you do for $$$?

Discussion in 'General' started by BUDDAMUNK, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. You're struggling to see any income in the forseeable future, your rent is overdue, and your girlfriends cheating on you because you take her to McDonalds for fine dining, what do you do to make ends meet? (this is a hypothetical situation, I'm sure you all lead rich and fulfilling lives)

    I'd start off doing petty crime, maybe grab the attention of some "higher ups". These higher ups will then take me under their wing, and I become their protege. So I kill them and take over their business, then I would make billions selling narcotics and toppling over rival criminal organizations.
     
  2. Credit card debt obviously. It's an American tradition!
     
  3. Well I personally get another job, but I guess that's easier said than done. I have two jobs right now, got the second one about a month ago.

    Yeah I know hard work is obsolete, but i'm old school i guess. sorry about that.

    BTW you'll most likely get the attention of the feds and not "higher ups"
     
  4. Hard work is probably better than a life of crime, but it's not really an option in this situation. If your rent is already overdue, you're not going to take the time to drop off applications, you need money right quick.
     
  5. Payday loan
     
  6. sell stuff
     
  7. Petty crime is the stuff you get caught for. Be a legitimate crook and become a politician.
     
  8. I would GET A JOB

    I know get rich quick schemes aren't your thing but it works
     

  9. I tried to do this a couple years ago. I applied for every credit card I could find, but got declined for all.
     
  10. Go around to music festivals and sell party favors.
     
  11. I would do what we are not allowed to talk about on here and go back to school and get a new degree!
     
  12. #12 chrismorris405, Aug 23, 2011
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    K understood
     
  13. I'd do what I just did do- ask for more hours at work, pick up a bouncing job on the weekends. There is always money to be found if you're willing to work.
     

  14. i agree.:smoke:
     
  15. lol. Sounds like the movie plot to Scarface.

    Tony Montana: You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!

    Anyway, I'd be willing to sell my body to hot sexy women for money. I'd feel like shit about it, but a man gotta do what a man does.
     

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