I think the real question we should be asking ourselves is this: "What WOULDN'T I do for a Klondike bar?"
I'd roundhouse kick Chuck Norris. Then wear a knock off of his cowboy hat. And admit i bought it just so he would get no profit.
I'd strap down all the members of Congress, naked, with the airconditioning on, and make them watch "The Matrix Revolutions" over and over and over. DAMN those fuckers are tasty
I would get stoned, and smoke every 45 min or so (so I stay stoned). then I would lead a presidential campaign (ridiculously high the whole time, like for months on end), get elected to office, legalize marijuana and immediately resign as president and eat my klondike bar (and probably have another joint).
your right, we all know that every one of us would be inclined to chug that shit. if a klondike bar was offered in return