What would the older pothead of your self tell your younger pothead self.

"Shut the fuck up, everybody knows how high you are."
"You don't need to eat all those Ho-hos."
"Clear the bong like a man."
"Cover the top don't let the smoke escape!"
"Slow down or you'll puke."
"She's stringing you along because she likes you and the attention. Also, she doesn't know what she wants in life, so forget about her and live your life."
"You'll be a heck of a lot cooler stoned than when you're drunk."

 

"Hey dont hit that"

"Weed is a fucking gateway drug"

 

I probably would just kick myself in the head and tell me to quite being such a stupid fuck-face. Also, stop hiding shit in your damn room, you know that mom's going to find it. Also, don't let mom eat that shroom candy. You're a dumbass for even having it.

 

After that first hit, smoke every damn day. Don't waste 5 months being a weekend smoker.

Don't quit that first job you got. You need that money for weed and trips to Amsterdam. Go to uni a year or two later, you'll appreciate the freedom more when you're slightly older.

Switch to RAW papers as soon as possible. They're so good.

Respond positively to every chance to take drugs. Except the bad ones.

And most importantly:

DON'T VOTE FOR THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS.

 

Think about what your doing and don't drink that bong water, smoke more weed, don't fuck that chick she will screw you in a bad way, be careful with that bong on your dresser, and finally here is an investment plan for the next 5 years lol

 

You think masturbating is fun now?

 

Don't smoke more when you're already super baked

 

Don't smoke it cause it's cool. don't brag about smoking either. Not everyone's comfortable with it and you'll lose more friends than gain if you force the issue on them.

Edit: The DARE Program is a lie

 

[quote name='"MegaSwirl"']"Hey dont hit that"

"Weed is a fucking gateway drug"[/quote]

***** what why you on gc?

 

"Fuck what your parents/preachers/teachers say"