What would Jesus do?

Try to figure out what the hell it does

 

he'd point it in the air, fire off a few with a dance, shouting "Allahu Ackbar!"

 

What would Jesus do with a gun?

He'd heal the world.

 

thats made me feel a bit sick.
Time for a bowl

 

he'd take no prisoners and be op as fuck

 

Ok....No....no...I'm joking

Jesus would probably pawn it off and by some dude a meal...no joke...
Or I don't know maybe a...
I mean that is... 500 dollars maybe...
So I bet Jesus might teach the guy to fish...literally...or something like that...

 

well i'll tell ya one thing.. if he had a blade, he'd go Eli on em man
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if you seen the movie you'll get the joke lol

 

you're either vanilla or funny as fuck

 

What would "jesus" need a gun for? He and all his cronies are already responsible for so much pain and suffering.

Gun? Pshhh. Thats newb shit to a god.

 

actually, i forgot. if he had a gun he'd still go Eli on em
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qNviMtDPWg]The Book of Eli - Street Shootout - YouTube[/ame]

 

High as hell off some smell-like-grass grass...


...whats "vanilla"?

 

dunno, I'm baked. it's probab;y the wrong term to use anyway! wiki it,, add bsdm
Peas out breadbin

 

no i'm water...
vanilla is to sweet for me...

 

Already been done. He robbed a 7-eleven. Got 25 to life. Just go to prison you'll find him.

 

I guess he really can be in two places at once...
Cause I bought a bag from him at Sally's party last night...

 

He'd use it on Himself....that way He could end the speculation...lol.

 

I think He'd throw it in a lake and walk on the water to get it. Then throw it on a mountain and burn it. Guns are stoopid. Their purpose is to harm not heal