what would it take...

An alternate universe so when asked I can say it was Bizzaro me


...or I'd have to be Eddie Murphy...

Now playing: UVERworld - Gekidou (AwakEVE ver.) via FoxyTunes

 

uhmmmm....it would take about 30minutes

if i'm not in a big hurry maybe even an hour

 

Honestly, not much. If I was single and she's cute and clean, I'd do it. But.. do I get a favor in return?

 

A dry martini and a wet filipino.

 

Turnabout is fair play!

 

I have gone down on my best friend twice before.

Once sober and once drunk.

we get realllll sexual with eachother when we are drunk. But its only with her. Im not one of those teenage chicks that love to make out with random girls at partys for attention.

We usually keep or drunk sexuality on the DL