What would happen if you pissed on a weed plant?

His friend should punch that dude in the dick or sell him a nug that was stuck on a dogs ass

 

[quote name='"The innovator"']This guy I know at my school told me to get revenge on his friend he pissed in the potted plants the dude was growing. It's kinda funny yet fucked up but would this like kill the plant with the waste product and acid from your piss?[/quote]

It shouldn't hurt the plant, just if he pissed on a bug, its gonna taste like shit lol

 

Yeah, not that I'd know from experience - but I wouldn't say it would kill the plant or anything...it would probably be a bit too low in PH levels (or is it too high?) and if done on the regular the plant wouldn't be the best at absorbing nutrients and the like.

Though as a one off?
I'd actually say nothing, at all.
Plant would probably get rid of it by the time it was pulled up, especially since it's meant to be a good idea to give them a few days of nothing but water?

It's not like you'd get buds stinking like piss.

 

[quote name='"RandomThoughts"']Yeah, not that I'd know from experience - but I wouldn't say it would kill the plant or anything...it would probably be a bit too low in PH levels (or is it too high?) and if done on the regular the plant wouldn't be the best at absorbing nutrients and the like.

Though as a one off?
I'd actually say nothing, at all.
Plant would probably get rid of it by the time it was pulled up, especially since it's meant to be a good idea to give them a few days of nothing but water?

It's not like you'd get buds stinking like piss.[/quote]

I didn't think about the fact you water em lol, sry I'm pretty fucked up

 

It would probably be some what good for the plant seeing as there is nitrogen in your pee which is very good for plants

 

I think it would raise the acidity levels to high.

 

you'd get arrested for vandalism

 

Lets just say , you would be smoking pee ..

Just kidding , you probably wouldn't be able to notice the difference unless your friend really soaked it in that case he's a douche

 

Ya put the lime in the coconut and.... what's the rest?

 

yea no, you don't see bushes dying because a dog peed on them. it'll be fine.

 

whatever you end up doing, just remember if you cap from him your smoking piss-infested cannabis !

 

If I were growing it, I would personally beat the shit out of someone who pissed In or on my plant.
Just rude.

 

...The buds grow foreskin...

 

And a shaft? Lol

 

Lol it would just be a plant of compressed flower green diyucks.
Like some kinda...fuckin'...crazy dick fern.

 

Urine is sterile. No harm will be done to the plant.

 

Seven years of bad luck. Wait, what?

 

His body would be found 9 months later .....

 

It is def not sterile lol. It is toxins from your body, you can't just drink straight-up piss and survive.